Listen UP!!! It's H-A-S-T-E-R-T dammit!!!

[Richardo]

Not Hassert, Hasster or anything else.

Please keep DU literate. Thank you.


Or else it's the Russian front for you, Schultz!

[lonestarnot]

1. Screw him, he doesn't deserve the courtesy of correct spelling

of his name. How is Hasturd? That ok?

[lonestarnot]

4. Has Turd will travel!

[TAPat]

10. Hasturd is simply fabulous, Darlink! ROFL! nt

[lonestarnot]

18. Tee hee.

[Richardo]

13. So you're not going to recommend this?

[lonestarnot]

19. Yes as a matter of fact, I think I will!

[Howardx]

2. i prefer hastur

n/t

[TygrBright]

7. Excuse me, but readers of Marion Zimmer Bradley...

...are likely to take exception to such a misuse of the Hastur name. Just sayin'...

informatively,
Bright

[Howardx]

14. readers of lovecraft will not

n/t

[liberal N proud]

3. HasTert needs to become a Has Been

[BurtWorm]

5. Thank you, Ricardo!

:patriot:

[ClassWarrior]

6. Not A-S-S-T-A-R-T?

Oh, that's Foley.

NGU.

[mmonk]

8. I really don't care about Hassert.

I think Hasster is bad. Can't wait until Haastert is out of Congress!

[johnfunk]

9. I always thought it was HAS-TURD!

Okay, so that was low...

[mmonk]

11. Low

but not low enough.

[Lars39]

12. As long as the court documents spell it right....

:D

[Horse with no Name]

15. Thank you for dropping by.

[Captain Hilts]

16. Hastert removed "Protecting Kids in Cyberspace" link from his site.

It was there last night but is gone this morning.

[gratuitous]

17. Klink couldn't send Hogan to the Russian front

He could send Sgt. Schultz to the Russian front, but not Hogan, because Hogan wasn't a German soldier.

Please keep DU World War II literate. Thank you.

[Richardo]

21. Ha! I just noticed that.

Keep Hogan's Heroes literate.

[Hubert Flottz]

20. Waterboard them and get the real answers! ASAP!

[TlalocW]

22. How about Hastur?

Isn't he one of the elder gods who's supposed to hang out with Cthulhu?

TlalocW

[meldroc]

24. Don't say his name three times

or he might get reelected...

[IChing]

26. The Unspeakable One, Him Who Is Not to be Named

In Chambers' The King in Yellow (1895), a fin-de-siècle collection of horror stories,
Hastur is the name of a potentially supernatural servant
(in "The Demoiselle D'Ys"), a place (in "The Repairer of Reputations"),
and mentioned without explanation in "The Yellow Sign".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastur

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Thank you....

It isn't that difficult a name.

[underpants]

25. Halbert?

[ComerPerro]

27. Can't spell Hasstert without ASS