BREAKING: Hastert to squeal at press conference

[Horse with no Name]

(satire)

[mmonk]

1. Snort,

squeel.

[Horse with no Name]

7. Great line

I stole it.;)

[gratuitous]

2. Actual press conference?

Or will he just read a prepared statement and waddle off?

[Horse with no Name]

3. Sorry it was a joke

[gratuitous]

8. Well, it did seem unlikely

But these are unusual circumstances, and it's just possible that Hastert would feel he had nothing to lose by answering actual questions. What a sign of desperation that would be.

[ShortnFiery]

10. Yeppers, I bought it! Denny loves the camera although not vice versa. n/t

[npincus]

4. at Chuck E. Cheese?

[whistle]

5. Give us all a break and just admit that Marc Foley is a child...

....predator and needs to be put in jail where he will be properly taken care of.

[wakeme2008]

6. It is Shrimp Night at Golden Coral

:)

[BrklynLiberal]

11. FANTASTIC Sig line!!!!!!

[ShortnFiery]

9. Yeah, he'll say that poor ole boy Foley is really an Alcoholic

"The Alcohol is to blame defense!"

Bull Shit! He may, in addition to being a Sexual Predator dating back at least to 2001, be addicted to alcohol. However, the Alcoholism, if present and Dx, is concomitant to the forgoing pattern of sexually aberrant, if not criminal behavior.

So Denny is going to say, "SEE! We're having the FBI investigate and Representative Foley is seeking treatment for Alcoholism."

Representative Foley should be seeking treatment to recover from being a Perpetrator to underage male Page Victims.

In other words, you can't blame it all on Alcoholism. But "nice shot." :puke:

[BrklynLiberal]

12. Does anyone do while drunk,something they would NEVER do while sober?

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Pigged out on Viagra!

That shit is dangerous! If your phone calls last more than 4 hours please call Bob Dole!