Dennis Hastert RUSHES back to Washington to start investigations.

[William Bloode]

If ya wanna get sick check out MSNBC,s coiverage this morning. Next up is their claim that denny boy is "rushing" back to take the lead in the Foley scandal.

Whats the hurry Dennis? Why did you not hurry a yr ago?

[aquart]

1. Something he forgot to shred?

[gatorboy]

9. Heh! No doubt!

Maybe try to demolish a computer of two's hard drives.

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Hastert is going back to investigate Foley

He's going back to investigate who leaked Foley's emails.

[Binka]

5. Denny Has His Brautwurst In A Frist!

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. That's an image

I really didn't need to imagine.

Ew...

[Binka]

11. It Is A Spoof On Panties In A Twist

But it is a disturbing image. I hadn't intended it that way.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. No offense at all

that was one of the funniest things I've read all day.

I was just teasing you.

[underpants]

3. I thought I smelled flopsweat

:puke:

[William Bloode]

4. Well, it got better.

When they came back they gave a more complete story. The piece they did or are doing has most of what we have discussed hear.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. giving up his first day of election vacation?

wow. He must be worried. :evilgrin:

[William Bloode]

7. I'd say he's scared shit less.

The evidence seems to say he had knowledge and did nothing. Fat boys sweating more than usual.

[Swamp Rat]

8. Someone said, "Polish sausage sale on Capital Hill!"

Piggie Hastert: "Oh mai gad! I gotta get baak to waashington befoor they sell oot! Hic hic!"

[mtnester]

12. It is called a DOD Standard DOD5220.22-M disk wipe

ain't it?

[Javaman]

14. A year ago? Were was he 5 years ago when this crap started?

Sure, now they are all soooo responsible for taking care of the problems, but when no one knew about it, it was all business as usual.

These people are pigs.

[JeffR]

15. The Congressional cafeteria has half-price Freedom Fries

That's what he's rushing back for.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Hmm.

Didn't Hastert use to be a boys wrestling coach?