BRKNG - HASTERT, BOEHNER, and 13 other in Republican party.....

[burythehatchet]

Garlic and Onion News Service
October 2, 2006
Las Vegas, NV

HASTERT, BOEHNER, and 13 other in Republican party have checked into an Inpatient depression treatment and alcohol abuse center. In a brief, joint statement issued by the 15 members of the senior republican leadership in Washingon DC, they stated "we have recognized that we have had a drinking problem for some time. We have finally, thankfully, reached a point where we want help in fighting this disease." The statement was issued at the front of the main entrance of the Charter Peachford Treatment Center in Las Carcel, NV, a small town just 20 minutes from Las Vegas.

****BREAKING REALLY HARD***********

[Donnachaidh]

1. Would this be called breaking *wind*?

STOP that! You're giving people HOPE.

We don't do that anymore -- we're FEAR junkies!

[NVMojo]

2. hey, hey ...well, hopefully, they'll all be checking into a federal prison

together someday!

[grannie4peace]

3. where did you find this?

hey is this a wet-dream... if it is i don't want to wake up. where is the documentation? pray and keep the faith. in the Bible it does say that sins will be made public if people continue in them.... i just saw Gore's movie and the world NEEDS sound, healthy leadership more now than ever in the history of man.

[Bucky]

4. ....Where Mel Gibson serves as a spiritual counselor?

Security at the Treatment Center provided by "Suger Tits" no doubt