"Democrats use bookmarks. Republicans like their pages bent over."

[YDogg]

From Larry Kenney, on Imus this morning.

:rofl:

[Oceansaway]

1. LoL...n/t

[warrens]

2. In the GOP, we separate the men from the boys

Admittedly, with crowbars

[blondeatlast]

4. ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[hobbit709]

3. Shows that Democrats

have more respect for books.

[Bluzmann57]

5. To the penalty box with you!

Although that is kinda funny. Pedophilia shouldn't be a laughing matter but it is fun to kick the repubs when they are down.

[Jack from Charlotte]

6. Here's more.... for starters..........

New Republican education policy: "No Child's Behind Left"

Why won't they let House Republicans check out library books?
They keep trying to bend the pages over.

Why did all the Republicans in the house try to get on the Congressional Committe in charge of the Coast Guard?
They heard it was a good way to be put in charge of a lot of buoys.

What's the Republican house members best idea for a romantic date?
Dinner for two at Chuck E. Cheese.

Hear about the new Republican Congressional Membership manual?
It's a real page turner.

[Rocknrule]

7. Let me add

Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a Republican senator?
One of them got an education

How do you get a Republican intern pregnant?
Dress her up like a 16-year old boy

[calimary]

8. Love it!

Yes, I know, certainly, that pedophilia is not funny. Couldn't agree more, especially as a Catholic, myself. But for those who would flatter themselves about how high they sit on their high horses, I'm thrilled to see this happening. And ANYTHING that allows us to take swipes at the enemy is fine by me. Especially the punches that really connect. As these do. If the shoe were on the other foot and it was OUR scandal, do you think for a single instant that the enemy would be trying to cut us any breaks, or be fair, or nonjudgmental? HELL NO. "Fair game," as kkkarl would say.

And here - let me add another one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2859867

[LiberalEsto]

9. Have you read the new Foley biography?

I'm told it's quite a page turner.