How many pediphile conservative congressmen does it take?

[salinen]

to screw in a lightbulb?

Or outside a lightbulb?

Oh shit, forget it, I ruined the joke.

[tocqueville]

1. pediphile ?

surely plenty of foot fetishists there too. That explains Condi's expenditures..

[sweetheart]

2. A pervert, a child predator and a thief go in to a whorehouse

The lady at the desk says: "RNC credit, congressman?"
The guy says: "Yes."
the woman then asks what page.
The guy smiles coyley, Well, silly. I'm stiff for the evening,
and Hastert and Bohnner left me short, they've got their own pages
in the bathrooms."


A child predator went to washington
to tame a hundred chummy bumms,
pray to jesus, just for fun,
tushian news, rump ranger set to stun.