A day in the life of the Secretary of State

[ck4829]

Every morning, our Secretary of State wakes up and prepares to go to work, she is happy to see the smile on the face of her husb... I mean her boss, President Bush.

After some hygiene rituals, she really can't remember what she has to do though, she grabs some cereal, although she can't recall what she eats, she gets in her hummer and heads over to the uh... Bleak House... No, that's not it... the Slaughter House... No, that's not it either, although for some reason I think that may be close... The White House. Yeah! That's it, the White House and prepares for her daily duties, now only if she could recall what they were.

She grabs some papers and brings them to the President. Bush then asks if she knows where the important terrorism memo is. Rice says that she can't remember if she saw it or not. Bush then laughs and says that she is the most competent person in the administration.

Well, after some shuffling around of papers to make it look as though they're working when they're really not. Condi and the crew sit back on the couch and count their money while they laugh as they watch on TV as a house in Iraq blows up. Now, if only they could remember why they were there.

[driver8]

1. One of the rethugs on my Navy veterans' board tried to tell me

that Condi would win a presidential election by a landslide if she ran against Wes Clark.

I replied, "Oh please, God...make this happen." I would love to see Wes Clark chew Condi a new ass in a debate.

[waiting for hope]

2. At this point - I would love to

see Hillary do the same. Somehow, I think it would be more fitting.

[jayctravis]

4. I would seriously be surprised if she remembered how to get to the debate.

[filer]

3. Yep. That about sums it up.

Need to award her a Freedom Medal.

[Annces]

5. These people are more slimy

than the characters in Dicken's novels.

They lie, and then they lie some more.