Can you imagine the Bush Administration having OTHER jobs?

[ck4829]

Condi as Bomb Defuser - "I can't remember, is it blue wire or red wire?"

Rummy as Chief of Police - "I have an idea on how to defuse the hostage situation! Just send waves of unarmed officers into the building!"

Cheney as a Clown - :yoiks::hide:

Bush as a Middle School Teacher - "Do any of you kids know what the definition of tribal sovereignty is?"

What would you come up with?

[savemefromdumbya]

1. can imagine them serving time though?

[Rocknrule]

2. Bush as a Spanish teacher:

Uh, rendoporacomolocoricosuave

(apologies to Beavis & Butthead)

[Somawas]

3. I imangine them all as a road gang, like in

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou."

[JohnnyLib2]

4. Cheney as a Soprano

He'll make more millions

[smokey nj]

5. Cheney, snarling nasty bastard that he is, would be perfect at the

DMV.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Boot Licker ?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. Sure!

I can easily see them in orange jumpsuits washin pots in the mess hall, cleaning other inmates' feces off the walls and pickin up trash on the sides of the roads.

You can't????

[tularetom]

8. Cheney as my HS vice principal

who once threatened to "kick my ass". You could hear the Darth Vader music playing as the bastard walked down the hall. Years later he was forced to resign after being accused of grabbing a kid by the arm so hard the kid's shoulder was dislocated.

[barb162]

9. Condi will run some powerful university or lobby group

Cheney will just retire on his billions
Bush -same as Cheney
Rummy - who knows; he'll run some powerful miitary contractor probably
And everyone around them will protect them from their incompetency

[charlyvi]

10. Bush: You WILL have fries with that! I'm the Decider! n/t

[alittlelark]

11. Tony Snow as a PR hack for the tobacco industry

"I see where you are taking this question, and I won't go there. There is NO proof in the opinion of this company that smoking causes cancer." Next Question....