*Breaking: Boner fingers Hastert in Foley scandal!

[npincus]

AAR news report said thast Boner was interviewed on a Cinncinnati radio station this morning, and he said that "Hastert knew about complaints" and said "He took care of it"

HOOOO-BOY! This is too rich! The rats are turning on each other!!!

:rofl: :popcorn:

(on edit: sorry, NOT AAR- the Steph Miller Show on WKOX Boston... I'm streaming, and the laughter is causing disorientation)

[Marnieworld]

1. Now finally some entertainment!

:popcorn:

[cally]

2. Bye, bye Hastert

So good to see you go. :rofl:

[Poiuyt]

3. fingers?

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

7. I don't believe they call it fingering with a Boehner.

"Boehner Fingers Hastert In Foley Scandal" a title that will live in comedy! :rofl:

[midnight]

4. What does he took care of it mean?

[Virginia Dare]

26. He bribed him probably...n/t

[Botany]

5. Denny meets w/ fellow conservatives

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. funny headline too... LOL

other funny ones that we might see -

Foley Scandal Hardens Boner
Boner bruised on House Battle
Boner Inserts Self into Congressional Inquiry...

[npincus]

8. LOL- thanks!

[ccpup]

10. How 'bout

"Boehner Warns Teens About Foley"?

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. or...

Boenher Plunges into Foley's Past
Boehner Not Aroused by Claims of Partisanship
Congressional Staffers Laud Boehner's Stamina

[ccpup]

13. Okay, I'm laughing my

a** off here and that's just so wrong on so many different, multi-layered and complicated levels. I'm almost ashamed of myself. Almost.

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. ahhh, an audience, FINALLY... MORE!!!

Boenher Claims Clumsy Handling Leads to Sticky Fingers in Foley Scandal
Boenher Dominates Closed Congressional Session
Reporters Stunned as Smiling Boenher Appears Before Press Conference
Boehner Refuses to Piggyback on Bush's Success

[npincus]

20. you've got MY attention!

In fact... I'm as pert as a..uh...Boner.

[LonelyLRLiberal]

9. Question - will the uproar last long enough to finish them off in Nov?

We can hope it will, and combined with Woodward's revelations that confirm what we at DU knew all along, maybe the Dems will take both House and Senate. Am I just wishfully thinking?

[babylonsister]

12. "when rats jump ship, ...

they begin fighting with one another to try to find a safe place for themselves." Thanks, Schieffer and H2O Man!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2293806&mesg_id=2293811

[Munger5683]

14. The Real Repug "Moral Values"!

My letter to the editors of my local newspapers. This Foley situation is a real opportunity for Democratic activists to bombard their newspapers with this kind of letter. Just substitute any Dem candidate and district in the proper place.

The Republican "moral values" = Mark Foley and the cover up by the House Republican Leadership!!!

Vote Democratic for "real" moral values! Vote for Francine Busby in CA-50!!

Shayne Munger
Riverside, CA

[newyawker99]

27. Hi Munger5683!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[yurbud]

15. they took care of it the way the Catholic Church does

Geeve Father Foley a new assignment, where the boys do not speak English so they cannot talk to the press..."

[yurbud]

16. that would take a long finger to get all the way between those cheeks

[yurbud]

17. I have always referred to that guy as BONER, but how do you say it?

bonn yer? bone yer bony urr? boh nyay? (it would be funny if someone said it to his face with a very French accent)

I wonder if anyone ever asked if they could just call him Woody.

[npincus]

18. another Q: I never saw such a tan Boner-- isn't all that UV dangerous?

[yurbud]

30. you're right. we need to do a pre-emptive amputation of that boner

we don't want the confirmation of cancer to come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

[bdamomma]

21. they are back pedaling and back stabbing their own

see your mother was right it is not nice to lie.

[Perky]

22. Yeah it looks to me likes Boehneris salvating at the speakership

What fun what fun.

[Cha]

23. boner said hastert knew all about

foley acting on his "rapacious desires" and basically swept it under the Oriental rug.

Tsk tsk, hastert, you vile pigsty.

[Old and In the Way]

24. C'mon Mr. Speaker...are you going to take this lying...down?

Challenge Boehner to a donut eating contest on the House floor or something! Don't let them roll you under the bus!

:rofl:

[npincus]

25. an intelligent DU thread on the subject (tee hee):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2294674&mesg_id=2294674

[lonestarnot]

28. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home...

this little piggy cried wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa all the way home!

[Jack Rabbit]

29. SPADE: We need a fall guy. I say we send them Wilmer.

GUTMAN: I'm sorry, Wilmer. You're like a son to me. But one can always get another son, and there's only one Maltese Falcon.

[flying_wahini]

31. he took care of it alright - that's what the money was for, hush$$$$

I guess the page in questions parents didn't feel that Hastert's offer was good enough..
must of had some scruples.