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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush arrives to sign S.260, the Partners for Fish and Wildlife Act in Stockton, California October 3, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)

[MrCoffee]

1. pResident Tipsy McStagger is on the job!

[RedStateShame]

2. "I'm just going to sign this, if anyone wants to come up for a photo...

...or anything, that would be cool, heh-heh, uh, you know, cause, uh, it's election season, and uh, surely some of my fellow Republicans would want to be beside me in a photo, so uh, here's uh, your opportunity...anybody? Hello?"

[rhiannon55]

3. "Oh shit, that breakfast of Jack Daniels and Cap'n Crunch

maybe wasn't such a good idea. I think I'm gonna blow!"

:hurts: :puke:

[Double T]

4. Must be HIGH SEAS today.

[immoderate]

5. Step...shuffle...ball change...

--IMM

[razors edge]

6. Whoa, I think I'm havin another nam flashback.

Am I in Mexico?

[WI_DEM]

7. "What I need is some jack daniels and a 16 year old boy in tight jeans"

[Sequoia]

8. He's there to support animal hater squirt Pombo

of Tracy, CA. The district lines were drawn and now there are more Dems in his area. I sure hope the good people of Tracy vote him out. He's bad for animals and the enviornment and bad for the USA!

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "'Gotta stay the course. Gotta keep saying the same

things. Gotta stay on message. Gotta keep my mind made up. Gotta be firm.' That's all Karl ever says. Why not, 'Hey, Let's go to Crawford"? Or "Why not take your GameBoy back into you residence for the afternoon'? If he's gotta say the same thing all the time, why can't it be something good? . . . Geez."

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Decisionating wears me out. . . . Boy am I tired."

:)

[VOX]

11. "Oh, man -- Ah think Ah jus' scent-marked mahself." n/t

[KansDem]

12. "Ahhh, yaaassss, my little Chickadee...my little Rosebud..."

George W Bush demonstrates his W.C. Fields impersonation.

[madinmaryland]

13. Why ish there three of everyone in the room???2?? HIC!!!1!!

[Crankie Avalon]

14. "Wish I was coming in a towel before lacrosse practice while IMing, now."

[npincus]

15. man, he looks BAD

all the evil is spilling out of him.