I am proud to be a part of the Liberal conspiracy!

[Opusnone]

Hannity Insists Liberal Conspiracy Behind Timing of Foley Email Release

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/03/hannity-conspiracy-video/

To all you neocons and right wingers:

In November we're coming for you en masse. The good people of this country and the world will see you exposed for the filth you truly are; greedy and hypocritical, elitist and cowardly, ignorant and regressive, unpatriotic and decidedly unChristian.

I solemnly swear to do my part to leave no stone unturned, leave no truth untold, and leave no right wing lie unchallenged.

My children will be proud to be American once again. So help me God.

[BOSSHOG]

1. Conservative Value - Fuck young boys, just don't get caught

[Opusnone]

2. Get caught - blame booze and Clinton

[BOSSHOG]

5. I was late paying a bill this month, I'm checking into rehab

[TornadoTN]

7. I don't know about you, but Clinton set the standard for my bad behavior

That Clenis, it has such power!

[BOSSHOG]

11. What really pisses me off about Clinton and Sex

is that so many people give him credit for inventing the blow job. But my girlfriend and I put our heads together so to speak and invented that gem of a pasttime the summer of 1971 at a drive in Movie in Arkansas. The phenomenon swept the country coast to coast. Such a local success that the Drive-In isn't there anymore.

No doubt a bunch of you old fart liberals here (older then me) will claim credit for the invention; but I'm willing to share credit.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Timing, eh?

So he's admitting a cover-up.

[BattyDem]

8. LOL ... good point!

:evilgrin:

[TornadoTN]

4. Let me use a bit of conjecture here,

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF IT WAS A "CONSPIRACY"? THE SICK BASTARD WAS INTO IT EITHER WAY!

Now, I don't condone nor do I believe it's a conspiracy, but where is the outcry that we heard from the Right during the Clinton affair and Monicagate? It's so silent on that end but you sure can hear the scampering to scapegoat the victim, blame the Democrats and protect their collective political asses.

Keep on keeping on, Republicans. You are doing more to help us out with this mess than I ever dreamed was possible!

[BattyDem]

6. Hey Hannity ...

Perhaps you should be more outraged by WHAT Foley did instead of WHEN it became known to the public. :eyes:

Do these idiots actually believe that Americans care about the "suspicious timing" of this information? A UNITED STATES CONGRESSMAN likes to get it on with minors and other United States Congressmen COVERED IT UP! The COVER UP is responsible for the timing! If the GOP did the right thing in the first place, they wouldn't have to be dealing with this a few weeks before the election. :P

[TornadoTN]

9. He's too busy telling himself he's a "Great American"

to be concerned about some victim of a crime committed by a member of his own party that was subsequently covered up for political purposes.

[Opusnone]

13. They feign disgust at the leakers not the leaks!

The truth is unimportant to them. That is why they love authoritarian leaders. That is why they would do well under Kim Jong Il or Stalin.
The right wing of this country does not get it.
I stand with whistle blowers, leakers of important information (not information that endangers Americans), and speakers of truth to power!

[ComerPerro]

10. We sure took it to that Foley guy, didn't we

poor bastard didn't know what hit him.

Another huge win for the left wing conspiracy

[Fleshdancer]

12. Project X was a complete success!

How brilliant are we to lure Foley with the sweet siren song of under age boys, ensure that Foley hypocritically co-chairs the House caucus on missing and exploited children and then force Hastert to ignore previous complaints? Now look at how silent we are keeping the Christian Coalition on this matter! We ROCK! So who here was the clever one who made sure Fox news ignored the story in the past making it possible for other news agencies to catch up right before the midterms?

:eyes:

More proof that Hannity is a dumbass.

[Opusnone]

14. Yes, under the tutelage of Mssrs. Soros and Turner

with help from Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Larry Flynt, and Hugo Chavez, our little scheme to let the repukes self destruct on thier own power is going "swimmingly" (to paraprhase a pundit).

Your checks are in the mail, Liberals!