How Classy! bush Puts His Butt in a Child's Face!

[leftchick]

omg, look at that poor child's face! :wow:



US President George W. Bush(C) speaks with children while visiting the Laura Bush Library as he tours George W. Bush Elementary School in Stockton, California. Bush said that the government will strive to help communities improve safety for American children a day after five girls were shot to death in a Pennsylvania school.(AFP/Jim Watson)

[CatWoman]

1. hahahahahahahahahaha

look at that kid!!!

:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

5. Her expression is priceless. Looks like he created another Democrat.

[devilgrrl]

2. Did he fart on her?

Wouldn't surprise me if he did.

[leftchick]

11. we all know he loves to fart

what a fucking pig. :puke:

[immoderate]

32. On behalf of farts, I want to protest.

First, farts are always funny (at least to somebody.)

Second, farts are one of the best things he does. Why deprive him of that which is (relatively) good?

And third, farts are always funny.

--IMM

[leftchick]

36. farts are not always funny

when it happens in front of someone by mistake in an intimate situation and that person is highly embarrassed said farts are never funny.

Note: This has NEVER happened to me!

[immoderate]

37. Oh yeah?

:rofl:

--IMM

[leftchick]

42. I SWEAR!!!!

:)

[immoderate]

44. You're killing me!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

--IMM

[leftchick]

45. well I guess I proved your point!

farts are always funny! (after the fact, even though I NEVER did it!)

:rofl:

[immoderate]

52. Seriously though...

In any social situation where there is a fart involved, there is at most, one person, who doesn't think it's funny, until after the fact.

One of the best stories I heard was some comedian who said that Ronald Reagan used to fart in bed, and then hold Nancy's head under the covers. Maybe I can picture her not having thought that was funny. But then that same picture makes me laugh.

--IMM

[SammyWinstonJack]

26. If he didn't, I bet he was thinking about it.

Classless jerk.

[Saphire]

30. silent but lethal.

[spuddonna]

3. "I wonder if I stick a pencil in his butt, will I be disappeared?" n/t

[fed-up]

27. best caption ever-rotflol thanks! n/t

[Irreverend IX]

63. "Now I know what it's like to be Jeff Gannon." nt

[MADem]

4. Bwahahahahaha!!! That kid looks like one of the adorable little

rugrats in my extended family!!! (Who would do more than just give a "look" I'm certain--he'd be of the "Hey man, get your AAAASSSSSSS outta my face" school!!!).

[Kadie]

6. Her expression...

poor child.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. She Like Most Americans...

Can't Make Heads Or Tails Out Of The National Idiot!

[Warren DeMontague]

7. "Mister, you smell like a brewery" nt

[MuseRider]

8. None of them

look very happy. Kinda odd, it would seem most kids would be excited to meet the president. Well, not odd with this guy, they are probably worried that he knows their names and where to find them now.

[ThatsMyBarack]

56. No child....

....with half a brain would ever be happy to meet this presi-DUNCE! :nuke:

[mac56]

9. Oh God! Won't anyone protect the children?!

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

12. bwahaha!

:rofl:

thanks, love, I needed that!

:loveya:

[WillyT]

13. Bush IS A Childish Butt-Face !!!

See???

:evilgrin:

[QuestionAll...]

14. 'what an asshole'. nt

[stevedeshazer]

15. I get that same look when I smell sulfur!

:rofl:

[me b zola]

68. !!!!

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. There's a movie...

where some guy tries to get another guy to yell into his asshole.

What movie is that?

[notadmblnd]

was it Jim Carrey in Pet Detective

as he manipulates his butt cheeks.."got a mint?"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. No, Jim Carrey makes his ass talk.

This was some sort of frat hazing, I just can't remember the picture...

[gatorboy]

17. I'm SHOCKED this hasn't been nominated yet!

Classic! :rofl:

[leftchick]

19. lol!

I thought so too! This would be great on Keith Olberman's show. Or front page of the NYT! :)

[notadmblnd]

18. The expression on that childs face is priceless

it's like she's thinking.... who in the hell let that fool up in here? I can't believe his momma didn't teach him nothin.. snap snap and an eyeroll :crazy:

[leftchick]

20. look at the body language of the child he is breathing on

it looks like she wants to run away!

[obreaslan]

21. “No child left BEHIND…yeah, right!”

:rofl:

[bobbolink]

57. Incredible "cartoon", although more sad than funny.

Thanks for that.

:(

[wicket]

22. That kid's expression is PRICELESS

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

23. What a rude bastid!

Any person would have squat with bended knees instead of bend over like that.

[Straight Shooter]

47. bush's knees are shot. If he tried to squat, he'd tumble over.

And anyway, squatting is for peons. Emperors are allowed to stick their butts in people's faces. The kid should be grateful. How many kids can say that The Decider stuck his gnarly ass in their face? :D

[texasleo]

24. lol

[Hand]

28. Har har har!!!! nt

[Fleshdancer]

29. If Bush's ass was in your face would you be able to tell the difference?

The two girls are at opposite ends of the guy and they have the same facial expression. :D

[Lisa]

66. if anything, the person with the rear-end view has it easier!

Because due to present-day sartorial standards, it's covered with expensive fabric. Which is more than can be said about his front end -- particularly since it spews verbal refuse which is far more damaging to the world. Sewage, even allowing for pathogens like tapeworms, cholera, and the more hazardous strains of E. coli, has not started wars and bombed civilians with high explosives.

[Fleshdancer]

71. You bring up an excellent point Lisa....

However, I think it is only fair to point out that since he is completely full of such shit, we cannot assume a thin piece of fabric can protect one from his lethal verbal refuse since it is apparent he is talking out of his ass anyway. Regardless of which end one must endure, it is apparent that we must all suffer.

[Sydnie]

31. OMG!!! That is too funny

what an asshat he is!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

33. Did the gerbil come out to play?

[DeSwiss]

34. Just couldn't pass it up....

[leftchick]

38. those are fantastic!

Classics each! :rofl:

[DeSwiss]

40. Leftchick, thank you, thank you, thank you...

As a relative newbie I'm overwhelmed. Of course with the little girl's expression and Bush just being himself (an ass), it sort of just writes itself...

[leftchick]

50. you are welcome and very talented!

:)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

49. Ya beat me to it

I was gonna say something about "brains."

[DeSwiss]

55. TheCentepedeShoes, Yeah I debated on that one....

Its hard to come up with something plausible that has "Bush" and "brains" in the same sentence.

Just that one cost me several points on my Creative License......

[Simeon Salus]

35. "Remember, he who smelt it, dealt it," said President George W. Bush...

"...Listen to this one. Squeaker!" President Bush squeaks on children while visiting the Laura Bush Library as he poses at George W. Bush Elementary School in Stockton, California. Bush said that the government will strive to intrude on American children lives a day after five girls were shot to death in a Pennsylvania school, with no assistance for or remorse expressed by the President. Added President Bush: "And all your little gonads are belong to my party, so who cares about another little pervert congressman. There are others we don't talk about too, like that Drier guy. Wait 'til HE breaks."

[spoony]

39. Didn't a bike store owner try that move on the Diff'rent Strokes kids?

[Avalux]

41. Look at the little boy - staring at Bush's hand

He's thinking "he better not touch me or I'm gonna bite it!"

[jackstraw45]

43. GEORGE W BUSH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?!?!?!?!?!?

US President George W. Bush(C) speaks with children while visiting the Laura Bush Library as he tours George W. Bush Elementary School in Stockton, California

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[DeSwiss]

54. Yeah, Jackstraw45 I saw that....

So what do you figure the George W. Bush Elementary School motto is?

"No Child Left Behind, Because With This On Their Resume, They Never Had A Chance."

"No Child's Behind Is Left."

"Right Behind No Child."

"GWB Elementary, All 'My Pet Goat' -- All The Time."

"We Prepare Yesterday's Leaders For Tomorrow.... er Something Like That."

"We Make Deciders."

"GWB Elementary -- Where Homeland Security Got Its Name!"

"Is Our Children Learning? At GWB Elementary Of Course They Is."

"GWB Elementary -- The Red School For The Right Children -- With the Right God."

[ramblin_dave]

46. They should get a pet goat for a mascot...

just a suggestion

[satya]

48. LOL! Time for another fundraiser ... nt

[Carni]

51. Bush wears depends....

Who knew? (That would be pretty much anyone)

[atommom]

53. Both of those children are going to need therapy.

I'll bet they vote Democratic as soon as they're old enough, though!

[ThatsMyBarack]

58. Imagine how this could be Photshopped!

I couldn't find anything on fark.com. Dare ya to go nuts! ;)

[wicket]

59. kick

:kick:

[bridgit]

60. yeah, and they don't look too happy about it either...

'no child left without a view of bush and his behind' x(

[Generic Other]

61. Those children don't know he's the president

They are in an English-only total immersion language class, even though they only speak Spanish. They think Bush is at their school looking for illegals.

[GaYellowDawg]

62. W... putting the "behind" in "No Child Left Behind!!"

[TroubleMan]

64. CAPTION: Bush shows the kids a demonstration of Congressional Page duties.

....and then Foley stuck what in their face?

[and-justice-for-all]

65. As Shrub ask the little girl:

"And what minority are you?" and then proceeds to fart right in the kids face, which happens to have a disturbing look on her face. Poor kid, scared for live...

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

67. She's getting the view the Saudi Royals usually get

Minus the pants dropping and the "go easy, please".

[BlueIris]

69. Good Lord. That poor kid.

But at least she obviously knows from "bad man," when she sees it. Gonna go far in this life, I tell ya.

[Crunchy Frog]

70. This is doubly sick, considering Bush's fart fixation.

I wonder if the kid is dead, or has been hospitalized or something.:puke: