*** Attention All Criminals ***

[DUyellow]

Just say you are an alcoholic and you were molested when you were a kid, that should get you off.

[verse18]

1. Heh, heh, heh

you said "get you off" heh, heh, heh.

[DUyellow]

2. That gets my vote

i wasn't going to vote for myself, but i am voting for you.

EDIT: Error: you can't recommend your own topics... damn

[DianeG5385]

3. Oh yeah and check into rehab

That way you don't have to account for your actions

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Don't forget- it's not really rape...

it's just being "over-friendly"

;)

[DUyellow]

5. I'm sure the patriot act covers him somehow

[Brundle_Fly]

6. well maybe I wasnt, but

I was drunk when I said it.

[DUyellow]

7. Guns don't kill people, people kill people...

Wasn't that something the pubs used to say all the time?

How about alcohol doesn’t rape kids, sick perverted pedophiles do.

[robinlynne]

8. think foley's hangin with mel gibson?

[Mabus]

9. I think it's time I went and knocked over a liquor store

my excuse, my roommate in college used to steal my beer. Surely this is enough of an excuse for the courts will forgive me.

[DUyellow]

10. Dude, your ass would be thrown in jail

you are not in the circle