Chimpy LIVE at 11AM EST, re: "No Child Left Behind"

[npincus]

Okay, how many of you out there are snickering? On CNN.

[kentuck]

1. He was in Florida on 9/11 talking about No Child Left Behind...

Look how far we have come...

[rurallib]

2. In comedy, timing is everything.

[hlthe2b]

3. well, I think it is long past time for the REPUGS to leave the child's

behind alone! Yeah, it's the obvious retort, but someone had to say it...

[rodeodance]

8. te he

[mmonk]

4. Must be about Foley

[fishnfla]

5. did you know

yesterday he spoke at an elementery school named after him, some place out west?

It was a very emotional moment, the chimp all choked up, the principal openly weeping. Then came the photo-op, and all the press could ask about was foley
:rofl: :rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

9. No FUCKING way!

they named a school after the chimp? A PUBLIC school? What the FUCK!!!

There are entire generations of kids now destined to grow up to be ignorant little nazi chimps.

on edit:

yes, to my deep and profound bewilderment, the citizens of Stockton California named their school after the criminal in chief.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/10/20061003-4.html

[Botany]

6. sure that is not no child's behind left?

"No Child Left Behind" fun fact;

Who makes money from this terrible program?

Neil Bush.

This is not about helping the kids it is about money for
bush's rich friends and shutting down public schools
and turning it over to fundies & for profit corps.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. Everything is about money for bush's rich friends, just like it was

when he was governor. He left huge deficits here too. When asked about it, in sept. '00, his rely was I hope not to be there to deal with it, I'm seeking a higher office. Translation: "I'm fixing to screw over the rest of the taxpayers in this country" And he has.

[Botany]

14. a good friend of mine in 2000 had family in TX

and warned me about bush. He got rid of much of the property
tax in the state but did not replace the funding stream to the
public schools .... many had to cut staff & schools hours.

[Xipe Totec]

7. No Child's Behind Left Untouched n/t

[npincus]

11. He's ON!

and sounding extra-folksy.

[Carni]

12. ASS -- pects he emphasized ASS

Did anyone but me just hear that idiotic pronunciation but me?

Granted he does it with all words but geez

[Rex]

13. I'll save everyone some time;

"All childrens wanna learn and my administration wants them all to learn too!" "When Saddam flew those planes into the WTC on 911 I said to Dick, No Child should be Left Behind. Period." *snicker* "Now, 911 911 911 911, and ya know terror, terror, terror, no child. Thank you."

"And may I bless America, yes I thinks I will." *snicker*

[npincus]

15. "We're living in a global world"

[npincus]

16. oh lord....

[jackstraw45]

17. Behind indeed.....thought you were talking about this: