Of course, we don't believe a word of it. He was obviously framed!

[helderheid]

The Birdcage:

The senator, a giant in "The Coalition for Moral Order," has recently announced his support for presidential candidate Eli Jackson, who has just been found dead in the bed of an underage black prostitute who heard her customer's last words: "Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate."

Albert: Oh, yes. What an ugly story. Of course, we don't believe a word of it. He was obviously framed! I for one would call for an autopsy!
Senator Keely: That's just what Rush Limbaugh said!
Albert: Oh?

[MrCoffee]

1. another keyboard tragically lost to enemy fire

:spray: :rofl:

[helderheid]

5. sorry! :)

[AirmensMom]

2. That movie

just keeps getting funnier! :rofl:

[niyad]

3. someone earlier mentioned the scene with him climing in the

bedroom window to avoid the media --and suggested has-turd is probably doing likewise (although I am pretty sure he wouldn't fit through most windows)

[helderheid]

4. LOL!

[helderheid]

6. the lines keep running through my head!

I need to watch that again!

[rocktivity]

7. LOL! I JUST finished writing a post about the scenes where the senator

had to climb in and out of a window in order to avoid the press--and suggesting that Hastert could do the same!

:rofl:
rocknation

[helderheid]

8. GREAT MINDS!

:yourock:

[helderheid]

9. kick for new title

[AirmensMom]

10. But I liked

the original title. :shrug:



That movie hits closer to home all the time, doesn't it?

[helderheid]

11. I wish I hadn't changed it

[AirmensMom]

12. Oh well.

It's still good. Too late to edit again? x(

[helderheid]

18. yup :(

[helderheid]

13. more quotes to lighten the mood

* Mrs. Keeley: We can get the Pope to bless the wedding; it's not hard.
* Senator Keeley: Yeah... no, too controversial. Maybe Billy Graham... no, too liberal.


* Armand: You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.


* Armand: (taking a sip of coffee) Ugh. What is this, sludge?
* Agador: Yes, it's sludge. I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee.


* Armand: What are you doing, giving him drugs? What the hell are 'pirin' tablets?
* Agador: It's aspirin, with the 'a' and the 's' scraped off.
* Armand: My God, that's brilliant.
* Agador: I know.


* Albert: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once. Young and full of hope... now look at me. I'm this short, fat, insecure middle-aged thing!
* Armand: I made you short?


* Albert: Either I'm an artist or I'm just a cheap drag queen playing it straight so he can get laughs.
* Armand: Let's just try and get through it.
* Albert: Oh, you always ask so much of me; I have to understand every nuance of a song, I have to give a full-out performance, but everyone else can just get through it... I mean, he's chewing gum.
* Dancer: Chewing gum helps me think.
* Albert: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum.

[WilliamPitt]

14. I pierced the toast!

:)

[helderheid]

15. That is one of my favorites!

[Touchdown]

16. "Yes, it is a huevo. You know in Guatemala

...it is a status symbol on how well your chickens are. Women are valued more by how many eggs their hens lay, and a man is measured by the size of his cock!"

"Why jou not tell me Val was chome, jou bad man? I not be so sassy to jou!"

"Che work hard for de money..eh, eh...eh, eh. So chard for it Honey.. eh, eh...eh, eh. I work chard for de money so jou better treat me ghright! Ah' Dat's right!"

[helderheid]

17. LMAO!

:rofl:

Agador. 'My father was the shaman of his tribe, my mother was the priestess.' 'Well, why did they move to New Jersey?' 'I don't know, they're so stupid!'

Louise. 'Somebody has to like me best!'

Agador: 'Ah, but there is no point in me wearing shoes, sir. I never wear shoes, 'cause they make me fall down.'

[helderheid]

19. Sorry, can't help myself - more GREAT quotes!

Armand: Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!
Albert: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?

Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!


Armand: It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.

Senator Kevin Keeley: I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of Dole. Dole is just too, too...
Louise Keeley: Dark.
Senator Kevin Keeley: Well, I was gonna say liberal, but he's dark too.