BREAKING: Hastert will "explain" role in X-Rated page scandal

[MoonRiver]

on MSNBC

edit: Fat Denny going to speak at any moment.

[yurbud]

1. "I simply held the boys down, and tried to muffle their screams..."

[soothsayer]

3. He's got alot to muffle them with, lol! (I mean flab of course, not

anything else, which I can't imagine is very large nor that he's seen it in years)

[Jack Rabbit]

12. Well, he was a wrestling coach once upon a time

In his former life, before he became a crooked politician.

[yurbud]

34. he could probably smother them with his back boobs alone.

I heard he sneezed once, and a whole ham fell from under his tit.

[Flirtus]

4. i am not laughing, i tell you, not laughing at that mental image!

[jeanarrett]

6. !

:rofl:

[yurbud]

25. "I have no interest in boys, but he offered me a pork chop. What could

I do?"

[Stevendsmith]

2. Fat Denny ain't resigning. He survives this thing. (n/t)

[WI_DEM]

8. No, even if the GOP retains congress in November he will not be

speaker in January.

[MoonRiver]

9. Kind of like that old saying,

'the operation was a success but the patient died.'

Carry on Fatboy!

:rofl:

[rodeodance]

11. keep the mystery till election day I think is better.

[rodeodance]

13. k

[Kurovski]

14. He makes a fine festering wound on the Republican Party,

so let him stay and keep oozing away the Party's support.

The Pubbies are outta their minds.

[Kikosexy2]

5. What's there...

to explain...you knew years ago and did nothing...Heavy D you f*#ked up...it's all very simple...now resign...

[bryant69]

7. X- Rated?

Two guys sitting at their keyboards typing? That's X Rated?

I really don't understand how our rating system works.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[rodeodance]

10. He will 'educate' the dummies who he claimes do not understand.

[Jacobin]

15. If he resigns as Speaker, he'll still be hounded

No way he's giving up his House seat.

So I don't see him resigning as Speaker right now.

(hope I'm wrong)

[MoonRiver]

17. I hope you're correct.

If he doesn't resign it makes the Pukes look even more culpable in the cover-up. Plus Fat Denny will probably lose his House seat as a result. One more seat in our historic House take over.

[Catherine Vincent]

16. I thought he was holed up in his house?

[MoonRiver]

19. He's been driven out by the torches and pitchforks.

:rofl:

[whistle]

18. Carl Levin is on C-Span online, do you know if Hastert has already appeare

[Mabus]

21. It's schedule for 1 p.m. ET - eight minutes away

according to what I've seen.

[malaise]

22. But but but

Snowjob is holding his press conference now.

[MoonRiver]

23. Trying to soften us up and protect the Repukes.

Wonder if fat Denny is going to resign.

[Mabus]

24. Look on the bright side, this means a lot of the WH sycophants are busy

with Snowjob and won't be able to lob their softballs at Fat Bhastert.

[malaise]

28. Even Tweety is on now

Who knows what's coming.

[Mabus]

32. Let's hope they don't bring Reeter in

Tweety's whiny voice is enough, they don't need to offset it with Reeter's rasping.

[Double T]

20. This ought to be good.......

The rethugs have had almost a week to write this BS script.

[displacedtexan]

26. "Something dramatic" coming, but not resignation?

That's what Dana Bash just said.

Good. I have Friday 5pm in the Hastert Toast Pool.

[MoonRiver]

27. CINTOON MADE ME DO IT!

The all powerful Clintoon controls my pea brain, atop a mountain of lard.

[Kurovski]

31. Hastert is having an affair with Little Richard?

:shrug:

[goclark]

29. Let's have a Denny's Thread for his Press Conference nt

[undeterred]

30. Hastert is so bad I wouldn't even trade Sensenbrenner for him

Now, that's BAD.

[Hubert Flottz]

33. "Bill's Clenis is the real menace not Dennis!"

The Woofer is realy a Tweeter...