The right person for the right job -- or, how to make a thug useful.

[Cyrano]

Most low-life Republicans are in deep crap because they picked the wrong careers. What should they be doing? Here are a few suggestions:

Dennis Hastert: A new balloon in the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parade.

Karl Rove: A rectal thermometer.

George W. Bush: Teaching fundies to "speak in tongues."

Dick Cheney: Circus geek who bites the heads off live Islamofascist babies.

Rush Limbaugh: Undisputed champ of the TV game show, "And Thus Spaketh Oxyontin."

Bill O'Reilly: Guru of a bullying dojo for pre-K kids.

Ann Coulter: Permanent role of a corpse on CSI.

Babs Bush: Janitor at the Astrodome.

Donald Rumsfeld: Author of "The Art of Self Interrogation."

Pat Robertson: Possible Noble Prize winner for turning bullshit to gold.

Please feel free to add to this short list. Ahhh, so many turds, so little time.

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1. James Dobson - cleanup man at an adult book store

[LibDemAlways]

2. Condi Rice - Dominatrix

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3. Pickles Bush - Mannequin - alternating between the women's

wear section and the drapery section at Wal-Mart.

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4. George Allen - Grand Wizard KKK