Hastert just now leaving his house so we can relax for half an hour

[karlrschneider]

or so. Just a heads up.

[Andrea]

1. Thanks - boy he's really late

[Virginia Dare]

2. Just putting the last pile into the shredder....

or practicing his lies one more time in the mirror.

[Swamp Rat]

8. AND he was stuck in the door jam for 30 minutes.

oink! oink! oink! oink! oink! oink!

[Monkeyman]

3. Did you see what he left in

The SUV is armor plated

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Or else a reinforced Little Debbie snack truck.

[ps1074]

4. will it be on C Span?

eom

[DrDan]

5. he needs some time to catch his breath

before he has that long march from the front door to the podium - perhaps 15 steps

[Mabus]

6. Or the rehab center he called put him on hold longer than he expected

Wonder what day and time his check-in is scheduled?

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. How many fast-food joints on the route?

That could make a big difference...............

[stopbush]

10. Don't forget the rest stops on the freeway.

A good place to pick up boys...and to let loose of your explosive diarrhea and not have to worry about the clean up.

[partylessinOhio]

11. Did you notice? Dirty Denny got into a very dirty SUV.

You'd think someone could have washed it. They knew worldwide media would have their lenses focused on it.