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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:18 PM
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Rx for America: DEM-o-brasion ordered to Ex-Foley-ate Congress

If you're considering a DEM-o-brasion treatment to Ex-Foley-ate Congress...
DEM-o-brasion helps to "refinish" the Congress’ through a method of controlled Election Day voting. The treatment removes the corrupt and unethical GOP politicians causing distress.
DEM-o-brasion is most often used to improve the health of our country left scarred by GOP control.

CONSIDERING ALTERNATIVE PROCEDURES
Sorry, there are none. Uniform DEM-o-brasion is the only cure for GOP scandals.

THE BEST CANDIDATES FOR DEM-o-brasion
Any Congressional candidate running for office in your area with a (D) after their name deserves your vote.

ALL SURGERY CARRIES SOME UNCERTAINTY AND RISK
DEM-o-brasion is normally safe when a qualified, experienced voter performs them. The most common risk is a DINO getting elected but, a DINO is a vast improvement over any GOP lesion.

PLANNING YOUR SURGERY
Make sure you are registered to vote. Know your polling place.

THE SURGERY
DEMO-o-brasion shall be performed on November 7, 2006 by all registered voters disgusted with the corruption, lack of oversight, and scandal-ridden rule of the GOP majority.

AFTER YOUR SURGERY
You and the country will breathe a sigh of relief.

GETTING BACK TO NORMAL
DEM-o-brasion creates an immediate and positive effect: Democrats take control of both the House and Senate guaranteeing investigations and accountability from the former GOP lesions.

YOUR NEW LOOK
DEM-o-brasion returns DEMOCRACY to all of us.


:toast::hi:

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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:30 PM
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1. lol - Foley's longtime boyfriend is a dermatologist, (from Steph Miller's
show this morning)
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:37 PM
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6. HA! (as Chris Mathews would say)
:spray:
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:31 PM
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2. Pefect for leaflet bombing...
May I?
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:39 PM
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3. Certainly!!
:hi:
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:53 PM
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4. thanks!...
It's great!.I feel the need to go shopping at the mall all of a sudden!:toast: Should I attribute it to BurgherHoldtheLies?
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:07 PM
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5. No credits necessary...glad you liked it.
:toast:
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 03:15 PM
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7. ROFLAO
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