If you're considering a DEM-o-brasion treatment to Ex-Foley-ate Congress...
DEM-o-brasion helps to "refinish" the Congress’ through a method of controlled Election Day voting. The treatment removes the corrupt and unethical GOP politicians causing distress.
DEM-o-brasion is most often used to improve the health of our country left scarred by GOP control.
CONSIDERING ALTERNATIVE PROCEDURES
Sorry, there are none. Uniform DEM-o-brasion is the only cure for GOP scandals.
THE BEST CANDIDATES FOR DEM-o-brasion
Any Congressional candidate running for office in your area with a (D) after their name deserves your vote.
ALL SURGERY CARRIES SOME UNCERTAINTY AND RISK
DEM-o-brasion is normally safe when a qualified, experienced voter performs them. The most common risk is a DINO getting elected but, a DINO is a vast improvement over any GOP lesion.
PLANNING YOUR SURGERY
Make sure you are registered to vote. Know your polling place.
THE SURGERY
DEMO-o-brasion shall be performed on November 7, 2006 by all registered voters disgusted with the corruption, lack of oversight, and scandal-ridden rule of the GOP majority.
AFTER YOUR SURGERY
You and the country will breathe a sigh of relief.
GETTING BACK TO NORMAL
DEM-o-brasion creates an immediate and positive effect: Democrats take control of both the House and Senate guaranteeing investigations and accountability from the former GOP lesions.
YOUR NEW LOOK
DEM-o-brasion returns DEMOCRACY to all of us.
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