So, did anyone address Hastert as "Senator Keely"?

[helderheid]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2320065&mesg_id=2320065

[BattyDem]

1. I love that movie!

:bounce:

[helderheid]

6. heeeeeeeeee

Albert: Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill the mother, the fetus dies too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?

[BattyDem]

9. LOL!

:rofl:

Well ... I know what DVD I'll be watching when I can't sleep tonight. :hi:

[helderheid]

10. I need to buy that movie! It's one of my all time favorites!!

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

2. you are on fire today!!!

[helderheid]

3. It's such a fun show to watch - they are imploding!

[Democrat 4 Ever]

4. Okay, I'll play the dunce. I don't get the reference. Anybody want

to help a culturally stilted person out here? Who is Senator Keely?

[MrCoffee]

7. Run, don't walk, to your local videostore and rent The Birdcage.

[helderheid]

8. From the movie the Birdcage - I think it's most appropriate these days:

he Birdcage:

The senator, a giant in "The Coalition for Moral Order," has recently announced his support for presidential candidate Eli Jackson, who has just been found dead in the bed of an underage black prostitute who heard her customer's last words: "Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate."

Albert: Oh, yes. What an ugly story. Of course, we don't believe a word of it. He was obviously framed! I for one would call for an autopsy!
Senator Keely: That's just what Rush Limbaugh said!
Albert: Oh?

[Democrat 4 Ever]

16. Thanks. I'll give the movie a look. n/t

[DeepModem Mom]

14. Hilarious movie version of "La Cage aux Folles" --

Gene Hackman plays conservative Senator Keeley, whose daughter is marrying the son of a gay couple, played by Robin Williams and Nathan Lane.

[MrCoffee]

5. i don't know how i'm gonna lose all this popcorn weight.

but it's soooo worth it to watch them eat each other.

[helderheid]

12. When Scarborough says the R party is DEAD, you know hell

froze over!

[MrCoffee]

17. oh no he DIDN'T!!!!

you can't bullshit a bullshitter. he did not say that.

[helderheid]

18. He said it on Keith Olbermann's show last night!!

[helderheid]

19. I'm trying to find a link for you

[helderheid]

20. here's a thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2314914

[MrCoffee]

21. i have no idea what to make of that. none at all. it barely computes

:wtf: It must be a Rovian plot of some kind.

[helderheid]

22. It was surreal

[DeepModem Mom]

13. sorry -- mispost

[helderheid]

15. I thought that was a good summary!

[helderheid]

11. NEW RULE: ALL Republicans are now named SENATOR KEELY!

:rofl:

[helderheid]

23. OOPS except Foley - his new name is Senator Eli Jackson

[MrCoffee]

30. "I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon...

Senator Kevin Keeley: I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of Dole. Dole is just too, too...
Louise Keeley: Dark.
Senator Kevin Keeley: Well, I was gonna say liberal, but he's dark too.

[helderheid]

24. (on the phone)

Senator Kevin Keeley: Hello, Ben. Ready for what? WHAT?
Louise Keeley: What's the matter, Kevin?
Senator Kevin Keeley: Jackson's dead.
Louise Keeley: Oh my God!
Senator Kevin Keeley: He died in bed? Whose bed? A prostitute?
Louise Keeley: No!
Senator Kevin Keeley: A minor? And black?
Louise Keeley: What?
Senator Kevin Keeley: I don't believe this! I don't FUCKING believe this!

[helderheid]

25. more

Albert: Oh yes... Coldeman. The "d" is silent in America. It's Cole D'Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man, in France, where Armand's chateau is, Cold-e-man in Greece where Armand's work is, and finally the vulgar Coleman in Florida where Armand's home is, so actually, we don't know where we are until we hear our last name pronounced! Ahahahahahahaaaaa!

[helderheid]

26. more quotes to lighten the mood

Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.

[MrCoffee]

27. You forgot my favorite!!!

You're taking your toothbrush to the cemetery. How Egyptian.

[helderheid]

28. Love it! And this one (oh I could and shall go on and on):

Senator Kevin Keeley: Oh, I got to fire this woman. Uh, Miss Porter, page two, second paragraph, it's "porno", not "pronto".

[MrCoffee]

29. Now I'm scared...found this on IMDB...talk about an eerie coincidence

Senator Kevin Keeley: Louise, people in this country aren't interested in details. They don't even trust details. The only thing they trust is headlines.

[helderheid]

31. Yes, it is so true. *sigh*

[helderheid]

32. I'm surprised more people haven't seen this movie!

[helderheid]

33. for the late late night crowd

[helderheid]

34. am I that old?