Members of the "Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy" Check In!

[Zomby Woof]

:patriot: I for one, am VERY HAPPY that the fascists are showing their true paranoid, whiny, hypocritical, and fearful natures all over the place, due to all of the recent developments; their spin that this is being orchestrated by "the blogosphere", Clinton, et al is a weapon we need to use to our advantage. Pound 'em, kick 'em, play dirty, be unfair, be relentless, volunteer, vote, write, call, email, and just work with the gifts given us. We have more momentum from these past 2 weeks than the rush of gas blasting out of Limbaugh's ass. Take it from a Californian - surf the waves nature gives us!

The VLWC - right up through Election Day 2006, and onward to 2008!

[valerief]

1. The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy is called THE MAJORITY! nt

[texastoast]

2. Proud to be part of the "conspiracy"

:patriot:


:toast:

[matcom]

3. NEW TREE!!!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

4. CALL CONGRESS NOW!!!111

THIS IS HUGH!!!11

[Nimrod2005]

5. I signed up to be on this team a while ago.....nt

[Redstone]

6. Right here. I'm the one who planted the fake IMs on Foley's computer.

And hacked his e-mail and faked his voice on the phone for eleven years.

Oh, and disguised myself as him and faked the news conferences.

Amazing how those people in Florida re-elected me so many times.

Redstone

[Zomby Woof]

10. Good work, comrade!

:patriot:

I bet you also planted the noose in George Allen's office!

[Redstone]

16. And put the deer's head with his fingerprints on it into that mailbox.

And oh, did I ever tell you about how I spoofed DeLay's bank account records to make him look like a crook?

I'm good, damn good.

Redstone

[MrCoffee]

7. I'm MrCoffee, and I'm reporting for duty.

[SeattleGirl]

8. SeattleGirl, present and accounted for, and VERY proud to be

a member of the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy Club! :patriot:

[Rex]

9. Reporting as ordered, sir!!!

:patriot: A shout out to the Grassy Knollers!

[JohnnyLib2]

11. I haven't been studying Rove for nothing--

reporting for duty, Sir!

[tanyev]

12. The dog barks at midnight.

:hide:

[Zomby Woof]

13. And leaves poop on my lawn at noon!

x(

[MrCoffee]

15. Cerulean is a gentle breeze.

[texastoast]

37. Drink not the paint

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Sorry, too busy to check in. I'm gearing up for the "War on Chistmas"

Gotta make my list (and check it twice) of any store clerks who DARE to use the C-word in my presence. MUAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

[Rex]

18. I thought it was the War on the War on Christmas.

I must have Major General LWC Colbert's talking points mixed up with our own Alpha One.

[Redstone]

19. Hey, thanks for the reminder. Can't start preparing too early, can we?

Don't forget to take a camera so you can get their picture! I'll have mine.

Redstone

[mhatrw]

17. That's Me

& Bobby McGee.

[GiveUsHope]

20. Islamofascist appeaser right here on orders, sir

:)

[bobbolink]

21. Fringe, here, if'n ya don't mind...

I take my fringe *very* seriously.

:hippie:

[longship]

22. Now. Are we ready for Project Y?

Project X == huge success.

We've got two weeks to finalize plans on Project Y before Y-Day.

Project Z is moving into final planning stage. We'll be ready to impliment Z in the days just before the election. Any ideas for timing of Z-Day?


on edit: Ooops... I'm sorry meant to put this in our special forum...
My bad.

[roamer65]

23. The chair is against the wall....

I repeat...the chair is against the wall.:yoiks:

[Bonhomme Richard]

24. No Quarter Asked - No Quarter Given n/t

[whirlygigspin]

26. Oh my God! --"the chair is against the wall!"

Grab your lasagna!

[undeterred]

25. I molested the priest who molested the congressman

who molested the priest who molested the congressman who lusted after teenage boys.

[verse18]

27. Present!!

:hi:

[greenbriar]

28. Greenbriar...checking in

I hate all the RW hypocrite mother truckers

[Hugin]

29. Yo!

Here... Chock full of plots and schemes.

[NNN0LHI]

30. Yoo hoo

Hand up here.

Don

[Frosty1]

31. Clinton made me do it!

:hi:

[Demeter]

32. Goodness! Looks Like We're Up To 3 Dozen Doughnuts!

Some vast conspiracy, huh?

[Zomby Woof]

33. Part of a conspiracy is the secrecy

Many will not check in, just to maintain the integrity of the conspiracy. ;-)

[Demeter]

34. More Doughnuts for Us, Then!

[Hugin]

36. For example, my checking in up thread was a diversion to make...

the freeps think I had achieved becoming a deep operative. When I actually am a Dem...

Therefore, I can become a double agent.

Uh, wait... Did I say that out loud?

Damnation!

TRUST NO ONE!

[Rex]

38. They are on triple-threat/ultra hush-hush assignment.

As per Alpha One.

[Libby2]

35. Oh, oh, oh here!! I feel so powerful.

[Hardrada]

39. SDS anarcho-syndicalist checking in!

Dare to struggle! Dare to Win!
Fuck the Grand Old Pervert spin!

[Arugula Latte]

40. Oregonian checking in and ready to kick some

proverbial Republican ass! :kick:

[Crunchy Frog]

41. Project X appears to be going according to schedule.

My congratulations to everyone for pulling this off so efficiently.:patriot: