A Bit of Advice for Denny Hastert...

[Jackpine Radical]

Dear Denny,
You're absolutely right. The whole Foley debacle is a Democrat plot with the help of those nasty pages, who are victimizing Mr. Foley. No matter what the other Republicans tell you, you need to keep saying that. The pages and the Democrat Hollywood Liberals are victimizing Mr. Foley. Got it?

And you only found out about the whole thing avbout 15 minutes ago. If you had only known beforehand, you would have put a stop to those pages and their Democrat co-conspirators victimizing poor Mr. Foley. Keep saying that. Drive it home to the American public. Mr. Foley was the victim. The pages and the Democrats were the predators. And you didn't know anything. The 20 or so people who now say they told you years ago are either lying or they've been duped by those predatory, prankful pages.

And don't resign, Denny. Hang in, hang tough, and stay on top of the media spin cycle. You can do it.

[ClassWarrior]

1. Heh-heh...

:evilgrin:

NGU.

[Bitwit1234]

2. Enabler

Since they say Hastert lives 'alone' and has two friends, wonder if he is more than an enabler of Foley. Never can tell. He is protesting a heck of alot isn't he.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. As I said elsewhere, Foley's so fat

he got stuck in the closet.

[salinen]

3. If the Hollywood Democrats are victimizing Foley

that's cool.