Osama sure disappeared off the front page awfully fast

[mopaul]

McClellan: I think it's clear from all indications he's hiding in a cave somewhere thanks to the pressure we've put on him.

what was it 4 days ago that osama jumped up like the devil to scare the hell into us? seems like an eternity in t.v. news time.

where'd he go already? is he gone for good now? is he dead and defeated and on the run? is the pressure on him? he's there, and then he's gone likkety split!

what an amazing batman villain.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Born in the country,

Raised in a cave,
To create instant terra,
Is what Osama craves. = "duuh---W-O-L-F"

[tom_paine]

2. Osama Bin Goldstein

Hell, even his video tapes read as if they were written by Karl Rove in the bowels of the White House.

I have always said, if Bin Laden isn't working for the Bush Family, his actions are nearly indistinguishable from what he would do if he STILL is a Bush Family Employee.

[Tesla]

3. As soon as they feel heat they pull ol Ben outa the cave

this was so they could justify their illegal spying.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Osama has been workin' for Bushco for so long they owe him a

nifty pension by now.

I think the reason snarlin' Dick Cheney never would tell who was at the secret energy meeting, was because they didn't want us to know, that Osama/Taliban and Kenny Boy/Tallyman were both there. You'd think a tough hombre like Cowboy Dumbya would be able to hog tie and hornswoggle any old dude in a bath robe, like Bin Laden if he really 'had a mind' to. It's the 'having the mind' part that always separates the rubber from the road in Bush's sad case.

I think Osama stole the blonde girl in Aruba and is living down in the islands someplace near South America where his hoard of offshore cash is banked. I bet he even knows how many submarine loads of cash, that bushco's Reich's Bankers have shipped south for a rainy day.

[mopaul]

6. oh, like the joker and the penguin?

what the fuck good is batman without all those evil villains to persue?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The person on those tapes always sounds like my Heart Doctor,

My Arm Doctor, My Back Doctor, My leg Doctor, My lung Doctor, My Elbow Doctor, My Kidney Doctor, My Brain Doctor and even my Witch Doctor.

If Bin Laden is sick, he's probably in the best place on the planet to get a doctor. I don't think I've met a doctor in the past 30 years that wasn't from the Pakistan area. Osama has probably had Jimmy Hoffa's kidney and hard to tell who else's, transplanted into him by now, if he really is sick, by a World Class doctor.

[mark11727]

11. Hey, without villains to chase...

...Batman's just another guy in a latex suit.

[izzie]

4. I do not think that the people who start these things stay big.

It seems to be the thought that they put out such as the neo-cons etc. And even that get moved around some what in the doing. Like the works of Marx turned into some thing Stalin did. Even our govt. is now doing odd things under this Group in DC. Fact is white men who owned land who could vote has been gone a long time, which is how it started out. People grab the part they like and run with it. Some times in a good way and some times in a bad way. These terrorist do not need Osama as they have Bush.

[Swamp Rat]

7. Back to the cave!

Maybe next we'll see holograms of Osama, hiding under our beds.

[FreedomAngel82]

9. Good point out

Hmm. Very interesting. They just brought him out for their talking points.

[baby_mouse]

10. "Hiding in a cave somewhere."

:rofl:

McClellan sounds like Deputy Dawg!

[Village Idiot]

12. Anybody else notice that the "threat level" remained steady?

It is a wonder how many times it changed during the Primaries and the lead up to the 2004 Presidential Election, but the when the CIA voice mods a tape of Usama prophesizing attacks WITHIN THE USA for the purposes of bailing out Emperor Fuckwad and his Merry Band of Criminal Co-conspirators, it remains steady as a rock.

Its almost like they are admitting that the tape is a fake!!! Are they THIS dense?

Don't bother answering - I am sure we ALL know the answer...