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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:11 AM
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The Christening of Battleship Bush
Edited on Sat Oct-07-06 11:05 AM by bigtree
October 7, 2006



"What constitutes the bulwark of our own liberty and independence is not our frowning battlements, our bristling seacoast, the guns of our war steamers, or the strength of our gallant and disciplined army. These are not the reliance against the resumption of tyranny in our fair land. All of them may be turned against our liberties without making us stronger or weaker for the struggle." -- Lincoln


The Bush kings christened an pernicious, imperious symbol of their militaristic legacies today. Northrup-Grumman has named their 11-hundred-foot, last in-the-series, Nimitz-class aircraft carrier after the former President George H.W. Bush, and will let their two most important benefactors oversee the launch of the latest floating platform of U.S. projected aggression and contrived world dominance. "She is unrelenting, she is unyielding, she is unstoppable," the younger Bush said.

Like the Chevron oil tanker which was named after their cunning corporate apologist Condi, whose shilling for the billionaires earned her an elevated role in the military industry menageries of both Bush regimes, this mammoth instrument of wanton death and destruction dealt from a safe distance will allow the legacies of their collective doctrines of manufactured war for hegemony over Mideast oil, projecting U.S. intentions of imperialistic expansionism all over the globe, well into the future.

It's an irony that both Bushes began their presidencies proclaiming themselves to be "education presidents", and devolved their presidencies into military autocracies. The younger Bush took on other more elaborate monikers like, the 'decider', the 'explainer', and so on, as he assumed the same contrived Executive powers his father used to direct Ollie North in Nicaragua with their secret, separate-government military operations in Iran/Contra, and expanded that dictatorial control every time Congress blanched from their responsibility to hold him accountable.

Bush I, who ultimately triumphed in making Kuwait safe for future monarchies, said of his own military adventure in Iraq, "We have before us the opportunity to forge for ourselves and for future generations a New World Order, a world where the rule of law, not the law of the jungle, governs the conduct of nations."

That was utter nonsense. The rule of law that was enforced in the ousting of Saddam Hussein from Kuwait was nothing more than the product of a patronage that was forged in the U.N. with U.S. taxpayer-funded payments to Saudi Arabia's King Faud, Egypt's Hosni Mubarak, Jordan's King Hussein, and others. The risk to the world community, as stated by the president then, and by this president today; that an enriched Saddam would align with some radical Muslim theocracy, would be in sharp contrast to the campaigns against those very forces in which Iraq had waged war at our bequest and with our eager assistance.

Both of the Bush's were recruited by their military industry benefactors into using our nation's military to "protect the flow of Mideast oil to the U.S.," as the elder Bush put it before he began the first bombing of Baghdad. The Bush I administration issued a national security directive which listed among its objectives; ". . . the defense of U.S. vital interests in the region, if necessary through the use of military force; and defense against forces that would cause added damage to the U.S. and world economies." More importantly, the security directive declared that access to Persian Gulf oil and the security of key, friendly states in the area were vital to U.S. national security. It was on that basis that President Herbert Walker Bush first waged war with Iraq.

The Bush I administration's stated objective in their Gulf war was to prevent Iraq from obtaining a seaport from which Iraqi shipments would supposedly depress an already sputtering world market. Saddam Hussein had not threatened the American people in his power grab for a greater share of the oil pie. Aside from the question of the danger that the expansion of Saddam's dictatorship may have posed to the region, the defense of Kuwait's territorial integrity was a foreign concept to H.W. Bush who had participated in and overseen the ordering of the mining of the Nicaraguan harbor, the invasion of Grenada, the overthrow of the president of Panama and the installation of a U.S. puppet government there, as well as the acquiescence of Britain's invasion of the Falklands in 1982.

The younger Bush has outdone his father in his own exploitation of our nation's military resources and defenses, and in his stalwart support of the trillion dollar military industry. The election of the younger Bush and Dick Cheney was a watershed for the military corporations. Both had been compliant stooges of military corporations; Bush in his home state, and Cheney, wherever he could exploit his tenure as defense secretary during the first Iraq assault and build on his past deal-making with the Mideast patrons of that aggression.

The present war with Iraq is the ambition of the corporate wing of the conservative establishment who views Iraq as a potential wedge against the domination of Mideast oil-producing nations which, in many respects, are openly hostile to American economic interests in the region. Having failed to turn the first war to their corporate advantage, the exiled power brokers brooded and plotted to revive a public campaign against Saddam Hussein which would unseat the dictator and allow the U.S. to install an authority there compliant to American business concerns.

During the 2000 campaign Bush and Cheney complained that developments of new military technologies had reached "all-time lows." But that would only be a concern to the industry, not to the average American. The U.S. arsenal is full of high-tech weapons that don't work or that they don't use. Their call for a 'new generation' of weapons was intended to facilitate the neocrook agendas of Bush administration hawks who would project U.S. influence around the globe like mercenary carpetbaggers through intimidation from the force of our weaponry, whenever given free reign. Northrup-Grumman, an offshoot from the other military industry giant, Lockheed, the bestower of the Nimitz-naming, has been allowed by Bush to infect civilian and military offices of his regime with their military-industrial warriors:

I. Lewis Libby, Vice President Cheney's Chief of Staff and Assistant to the Vice President for National Security Affairs was a Northrup-Grumman consultant. Dov Zakheim, Under Secretary for Comptroller of Defense was a paid advisory board member of Northrup-Grumman. Nelson F. Gibbs, Air Force; Assistant Secretary for Installations, Environment and Logistics is a former corporate comptroller for Northrop-Grumman. Sean O'Keefe, former NASA Administrator was on a paid advisory board of Northrop Grumman. James G. Roche, former Secretary of the Air Force, was a former president of Northrop-Grumman. Paul Wolfowitz, former Deputy Secretary of DOD, and former assistant to Dick Cheney, was a Northrop-Grumman consultant. Douglas J. Feith, former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy and Director of Iraq Reconstruction was president and managing partner of former law firm, Feith & Zell, whose clients included Northrop-Grumman.

Bush is projecting a domineering image of the United States around the world which has provoked lesser equipped countries to desperate, unconventional defenses; or resigned them to a humiliating surrender to our rape of their lands, their resources and their communities. Bush intends for there to be more conquest - like in Iraq - as the United States exercises its military force around the world; our mandate, our justification, presumably inherent in the mere possession of our instruments of destruction.

Our folly is evident in the rejection of our ambitions by even the closest of our allies, as we reject all entreaties to moderate our manufactured mandate to conquer. Isolation is enveloping our nation like the warming of the atmosphere and the creeping melt of our planet's ancient glaciers. We are unleashing a new, unnecessary fear between the nations of the world as we dissolve decades of firm understandings about an America power which was to be guileless in its unassailable defenses. The falseness of our diplomacy is revealed in our scramble for ‘usable', tactical nuclear missiles, new weapons systems, and our new justifications for their use.

The Bush's routs of Saddam may have made them appear to be warrior kings. But in the context of their overwhelming domination of the inept Saddam and the hapless Iraqi army, and the younger Bush's ineptness in the 'hunt' for bin-Laden, they more resemble Don Quixote. In the classic tale of the ideal vs. the real, Quixote battles windmills that appear to be giants, and sheep that look to him like armies. He believes himself the victor, comes to his senses, only to be trapped by his delusion; forced to continue to play the conquering hero.

They are not heroes. They are the world's most dangerous villains in their collective unraveling of decades of understanding of America's role as a partner to the world; dictating their "ideology" to the world through their respective, repressive exercises of the force of our defenses, and through their mindless sacrifices of our soldiers lives and livelihoods for their personal greed and zeal. Our nation, and, our world doesn't need another carrier of death bearing the moniker of the Bush kings to sail the globe, spreading their message of suppression and fear. Certainly, for those who've suffered the airborne assaults and the "shock and awe" that have been launched from these imperial battleships, their celebration will wait until these erstwhile relics of war, the Bushes and their battleship, are resigned to their ultimate decommission and abandonment to rust.


by Ron Fullwood

http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_ron_full_061007_the_christening_of_b.htm

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/bigtree
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:12 AM
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1. I wonder if it will stay afloat in combat
or will it be directed to the nearest port for shore leave?
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:00 AM
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6. It'll be preserved for the next 'mission accomplished' ceremony
when he eventually cuts-and-runs from Iraq to Iran
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Missy M Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:15 AM
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2. So Barbara is being christened today!!!
Edited on Sat Oct-07-06 10:21 AM by Missy M
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:15 AM
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8. Beat me to it!
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Missy M Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:17 AM
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9. I couldn't resist with that headline!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:19 AM
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11. Would be funny to make a pic of her getting a bottle of champagne
arcoss the head
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 01:59 PM
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19. It's the image I had
when I saw the thread title:

Barbu Bush getting smacked across her beautiful mind with a bottle of very cheap sour red wine.... I can dream can't I?
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:21 AM
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13. That's battleSHIP, not battle-AXE!
Edited on Sat Oct-07-06 11:23 AM by IntravenousDemilo
:)

(Besides, she's way too dense to float.)
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Missy M Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 01:10 PM
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18. I know, she just reminds me of a big, cumbersome, dreary....
grey battleship.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 12:24 AM
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25. If you're referring to Barbara,
that would be the battleaxe Bush, not battleship Bush.
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:19 AM
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3. What this family continues to get away with is repulsive...
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 12:00 PM
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17. with the compliant cowardice of Congress
their answer to the Bushes' impositions and arrogance of their imperial presidencies.
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ktowntennesseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:24 AM
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4. Here she is after her maiden voyage...
<>
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:00 AM
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5. The S.S. Dipshit?
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:11 AM
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7. You just know that if she starts to sink,
the skipper will be the first one over the side.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:18 AM
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10. How much did this pork project cost us taxpayers?
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:27 AM
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15. Front Loading the CVN-77 ...
or ... Why Sausage Making is Like Maneuver Warfare

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ship/docs/980721-cvn77.htm
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Exiled in America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:20 AM
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12. The name makes me giggle like a teenage boy. :)
HEEE HEEEE HEEEE :)
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:24 AM
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14. I liked it better when they named ships after US cities or national parks
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 02:53 PM
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20. Traditionally, Aircraft carriers were named after
Edited on Sat Oct-07-06 02:54 PM by PsN2Wind
famous battles such as Lexington, Midway, Valley Forge, Lake Champlain.
The most notabl exception before the late fifties was the FDR until the Forrestal entered the fleet.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 03:20 PM
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21. What was the USS Saratoga named after?
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 03:33 PM
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22. Saratoga was a traditional name for U.S.
Edited on Sat Oct-07-06 03:36 PM by PsN2Wind
fighting ships, The second Sara fought in the battle of Lake Champlain, War of 1812. All were named for the 1777 Battle of Saratoga during the Revolutionary War.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 03:34 PM
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23. and the USS Valley Forge – CV45 or USS Independence – CV 62 or
USS Yorktown - CV10 or USS Yorktown - CV5 or USS Cowpens CV-25 or the USS Antietam –CV36 ???? Could it be these United States Navy Ships were named After National Parks or Associated with National Park Sites????

http://www.nps.gov/pub_aff/maritime/navships.htm
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 12:39 AM
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26. No...
Edited on Sun Oct-08-06 12:43 AM by Spider Jerusalem
originally, US Navy aircraft carriers were named for battles (Yorktown, Cowpens, Antietam, Oriskany, Lexington, Ticonderoga, Bennington, Princeton, Belleau Wood, Monterey, San Jacinto, Bataan, Leyte, Lake Champlain, Tarawa, Midway, Coral Sea, Valley Forge, Iwo Jima, Phillipine Sea, Saipan), or given the names of historic US Navy ships (Intrepid, Independence, Constellation, Essex, Wasp, Hornet, Bonhomme Richard, Kearsarge, Enterprise).
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 06:53 AM
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28. Are you saying they NEVER named them after National Parks or
after National Park sites? http://www.nps.gov/pub_aff/maritime/navships.htm

This naming Aircraft Carriers after US Presidents started with the neo cons trying to build a legacy for their disappointing failures they put in the White House.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 07:03 AM
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29. Not aircraft carriers, anyway.
Like I said, those carriers were named for battles; there may be a national park on the site of a battle, but the ships weren't named after the parks.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:29 AM
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16. A Tramp Steamer!
USS Perch
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 06:45 PM
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24. U.S.S. Mission Accomplished
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 12:42 AM
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27. Mission Accomplished!!!

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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:48 AM
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30. How does Bush know she's unrelenting, unyielding and unstoppable?
Uhh...Dubya...you do know the bottom of your daddy's boat had never been wet before yesterday, right?

Fast forward four years to another christening:

"Ladies and gentlemen, there was for many years a tradition in the Navy that any person who a ship was named after had to be dead. Then came Ronald Reagan, and they started naming ships after living people.

"We symbolically return to that tradition with today's ceremony. Thanks to the efforts of our 43rd president, George Walker Bush, his family name is dead in American politics. There are some who said a Bush couldn't get elected dogcatcher after all the shit Dubya pulled, but they were only in the Republican Party and don't count.

"Unfortunately, the man we honor cannot be with us today, but he sent his regrets and one of the license plates he's making. He says he's well.

"Today we christen the USNS George Walker Bush, the first ship in the fleet to be named after a military deserter. This state-of-the-art garbage scow is set to embark on a historic mission. Accompanied by the USNS Karl Rove, the USNS Scooter Libby and the USNS Condoleezza Rice, the George Walker Bush will sail for the Middle East under the command of Ensign John Robertson to attempt to clean up the mess her namesake created. It will be a dangerous, difficult mission, but we are confident Ensign Robertson is more than up to the task. He graduated from Annapolis just this month with very high honors and his leadership skills are held in esteem by all he associated with. Unfortunately, after commanding a ship named after Shrub Bush his Navy career's basically over, so we bought him a pizza parlor in Southern California*. We figured it was the least we could do.

"Today's ceremony breaks historical precedent in more than one way. Ever since ships set to sea, it has been tradition to christen them by having gracious ladies break bottles of champagne across their bows. That's a problem in this case, because if you let George Walker Bush within a hundred miles of booze, he goes apeshit and starts wars for no fucking reason. So we'll be christening the USNS Bush by having a two-bit floozie we picked up at a truckstop in New Orleans** dump a bottle of Pepsi over her. She charged us triple, but we figured it was a good investment.

"One administrative note before we dump the soda and launch the ship. The George Walker Bush has been in construction dock for nine months, and ever since we got the sides on, someone has been sneaking in here at night and painting over her name. Ensign Robertson, would you quit doing that shit?"

* South Vietnamese National Police Chief Brig Gen. Nguyen Ngoc Loan, the subject of possibly the most famous photograph from the Vietnam War (he's the man on your left...

), was pulled out of Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon. He opened a pizza parlor in southern California. He had to close it because too many people knew who he was.

** In honor of Attorney General John Ashcroft, of course.
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