Brit Hume questions Bill Clinton ...

[11 Bravo]

Brit Hume - FoxNews: Mr. Clinton, aren't you ashamed that your powerful pecker of pandemonium led to the first attacks on the World Trade Center as well as on two of our African embassies?

William Jefferson Clinton: Actually, Brit, unlike Osama bin Laden, the perpetrators of the first WTC bombing and both embassy bombings were captured and brought to justice on my watch.

Hume: Well, yes, but doesn't it trouble you that your colossal cock of catastrophe caused the complete breakdown of our American moral fiber and led directly to the Congressional page scandal?

WJC: Well, Brit, I was engaged in consensual sex with a 22 year old adult woman; while a Republican member of Congress acted as a sexual predator while stalking a 15 year old boy.

Hume: Yeah, but aren't you mortified that your deadly dick of doom caused the 9/11 attacks?

WJC: Just to be clear, Brit, I authorized the only specifically targeted attempt on Osama bin Laden. I also left in place a comprehensive anti-terror plan for the incoming Bush administration. The President responded to my entreaties to take Al-Qaida seriously by ignoring each of my proposals and setting off on the longest series of vacations in the history of the executive branch.

Hume: Ah, fuck it, I give up.

[brentspeak]

1. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[blue cat]

2. Very funny. Thanks. n/t

[kckc]

3. can't breathe! laughing too hard!

"powerful pecker of pandemonium"
"colossal cock of catastrophe"


I've said it before and I'll say it again- The Clenis deserves its own forum!

[av8rdave]

4. deadly dick of doom...

that does have a nicer ring to it than "clenis."

[rodeodance]

5. ... and limps away with his tail between his legs

[oldtime dfl_er]

6. LOL!!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/1930335

[Jack Rabbit]

7. !!

:thumbsup: