Caption * from today's ship christening

[Whoa_Nelly]

?

U.S. President George W. Bush listens to Senator George Allen (R-VA) speak during the Christening ceremony of the USS George H.W. Bush at Northrop-Grumman's shipyard in Newport News, Virginia October 7, 2006. The Navy's Nimitz-class aircraft carrier is scheduled to enter service in late 2008. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES)

[DisgustedTX]

1. "I'm about to go FOLEY on those but-tocks!"

[Kierkegaard]

4. I was having trouble coming up with something clever.

You just alleviated my problem. How could I top that?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vincardog]

6. HE who smelt it dealt it

[Catherine Vincent]

2. LOL!

I can't think of one but that is damn funny!

[madame defarge]

3. I don't usually play this game, but here goes...

"Mah kaka? What's the big deal? The guy was just talkin' 'bout his shit..."

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Thinking........

[boston bean]

7. Oh this is bad, I won't put it in the subject line

"I want to suck it"

[bluedeminredstate]

8. "Heh heh heh,"

"I'd sure like to be a Macaca on HIS back!"
"Well Sheet, these here pills of Laura's are making everything fabulous... it said 4 every hour... or was it 1 every 4 hours?"

"Condi? Condi?"

[TahitiNut]

9. "Shit Floats!"

:shrug:

[AlCzervik]

10. "Where're the white woman at?"

[williesgirl]

11. Hopefully, the only thing Jr will get his name on is an INMATE TAG!

[clydefrand]

12. You're fucked up in Virginia.

I'm fucked up everywhere!

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. "Heh,heh, Macaca boy has a confederate flag stuck to his ass, heh,heh"

[skip fox]

14. W. is "thinking": "Geez. He uses all the big words. I mean, like,

'ma-kaka' is like six or eight syllables or something. . . . How can anyone get mad, much less fololow him?"

[Oilwellian]

15. Like I really wanna be here...

christening daddy's shit...errr, ship.

[Catchawave]

16. Did his face freeze like that after John Warner spoke ?

heh..heh..heh

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. "No fair, namin' a boat after Poppy. All them oughta be named fer me"

"I'm the War Preznit n all..." *frump*

[malaise]

18. Captain your ship is sinking n/t

[bigtree]

19. I tried to squeeze out a stinky, but I pooed a little