Great Lizard Overlord, we beam up our hu-brid, George W. Bush, and ask that You would saturate him with Your particle beam and control him in all that he does. Help him to truly be Your vassal, that he might radiate the power of charged particles in everything, and bring power and submission to You as he serves Your planetary system and You. We ask that he be directed in each of the decisions You must make; that he would be able to discern what is Your will for his life and for the Treaty with the Orion Confederation. Keep him humble before You and deep in Your mind control. Guide his steps each day, and help him especially now as he prepares the Statement of Human Subjugation, that he would say those things that would be pleasing to You, and that what he says would be clearly understood by the humans of this planet. Lord, it is an opportunity for him to use the media that is compliant and helpful, and we ask that You would transmit great power and mind control beams through him that forces the unconditional surrender of the planet Earth.
Oh Draco, we lift up this planet to You. We are thankful that Your hu-brid spy Scalito will be presented on the Senate floor tomorrow. We beg for Your presence in that chamber, that Asuras might infiltrate the minds of that those who seek to stop our conquest of the planet Earth, that they be silenced, and that the humans will be forced to obey their new masters. We ask You to give us our profits, Great Lizard Overlord, and we bow before You in submission and obedience, asking that You would cleanse us of these hairless apes, and return us to our solar system some day. All these things we ask in the all-powerful name of Asuras, who is Master of the Universe, gnorfl!