i want to be on the no fly list...... any suggestions

[seabeyond]

i am suppose to go to akumal mexico in march and hang with in laws for a week and i really really dont want to. i see my only out, getting to airport and finding out i am on no fly list. this will accomplish so many things. especially since inlaws are repugs. though repugs that dont support bush. they have two gay sons, couldnt vote for the man. but all this ultra protect us from evil shit ... they so embrace. so if i can get on the no fly list, that will be a dig to their beliefs and get me out of the trip. then i could go around mouthing off about a 44 year old mother being a threat to this naiton

HOW do i get on this list

agent MIKE..... pick me, wink

[tanyev]

1. Call all your friends and talk about jihad.

[seabeyond]

5. but i dont want to go to gitmo. at all. lol lol

i have kids to raise and i am sittin in a pretty good life here.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Or better yet, Google it!

:bounce: perhaps Yahoo's search engine would be better for that though...

[seabeyond]

8. i have in the past, but not recently.

i wanted to learn and understand the koran and listen to the muslim voice. way back when we started fightin em. maybe i ought to do some more research. hey, but i go into raed's blog all the time. and riverbend.

[Boo Boo]

15. Forget your friends, call 911 and talk about Jihad. /nt

[seabeyond]

16. geez, i wont end up in gitmo, i will be on mysterious plane

to "no where" never to be heard from again. i dont think so

[lonestarnot]

2. go to church and let a big fart. That should work.

[seabeyond]

7. hey i have good christians all around. i know, cause that is

what they call themselves. i have challenged them all. and told them why bush isnt a christian. and called our nation a coward that feel it is better to kill over there than be killed here,....... in a chapel. that should count for something

[lonestarnot]

13. good on you seabeyond! Challenge the bullshit! Challenge it at every

turn! Even in the Chappel! Jesus did!

[seabeyond]

14. hey, i am a good christian tooo. i am not afraid. i live it as my

family does too. bah hahaha. no one can say otherwise, cause they know me. it is easy as pie to challenge.

[SillyGoose]

3. Buy the book OBL recommended last week?

:shrug:

[seabeyond]

9. oooooh that is good. bought 1984 two weeks ago. there was

something about a little red boook

[sui generis]

4. that's easy - send a letter to the TSA and tell them you think

they're no fly list program is outrageous, unsupervised, lacks an audit trail and should be terminated until it can be proven that it works.

Give them a deadline to get back to you, say, before your trip to see the inlaws, and tell them you plan on leaving the country.

I'll bet you a brazillian dollars you'll be on it in five minutes.

[seabeyond]

11. DING DING DING DING DING****************** BAH HAHAHAHAAH

you got it. that would be just it. i went for passport. well, i have mine, had to get the kids. oh lordy, they made me raise a hand. we had to get an appointment. BOTH parents HAD to be there. such a silly ass to do. all of it just stupid. i started becoming sarcastic about half way thru. when our right hands were raised, ..... she told me i HAD to take off my sunglasses. ooooosh, lol lol.

but it did enter my head, subversive

[babylonsister]

10. But that would mean you could never fly again (at least while

this mal-admin is in place). Do you really want that, or, besides loathing your in-laws, are you afraid of flying? Akumal is gorgeous, BTW!

[seabeyond]

12. i am not afraid to fly. i bulk at giving up all rights. i dont want to

fly, ever, while we have a place i step into and someone else can do whatever and it is ok. we the people said that because THEY are so afraid. i am NOT that afraid. and i am pissed. i had a man get in my face just to intimidate 6 months after 9/11 and everyone in my life told me i was suppose to be intimidated. well i wasnt. and i didnt like it. i am told to put eyes down, ...... i wont

it is not a good and healthy environment for me

i like my car, where i am in control, wink

[burythehatchet]

17. Trust me, you're on it.

;)

[seabeyond]

18. doing dance in celebration. .... you think, wink. n/t

[seabeyond]

19. now, when i walk to the counter they just tell me i cant fly. they arent

allowed to shoot me, right?????? i mean that wouldnt be good for my two sons to see. and they cant throw me down on the ground, knee in my neck......yank arms behind back. you know, hurt me, right?

[Selatius]

22. You're a communist and a terrorist-supporter! You have no rights!

You should be in Gitmo or in one of those concentration camps Kellog, Brown & Root was recently contracted to build in cases of "national emergencies." :sarcasm:

[burythehatchet]

24. I doubt they'll shoot you (I certainly hope not)

but my experience has been that on three separate occasions I've been pulled out of a line and forced to miss flights. No reason given, but they just make it difficult to actually get on a plane.

[seabeyond]

25. i have been pulled out everytime too. it is a given

i missed a flight from dallas to amarillo, little ass flight, because she had me sit. chatted with a friend. then got pissed cause i wouldnt hold leg in the air while she chatted with her friend. missed that flight.

i dont do well in airports

[burythehatchet]

27. It's annoying as hell

One of the flights I was forced to miss was my 20th college reunion. I was so sad.:(

[leftofthedial]

20. just keep posting on DU

[MadisonProgressive]

21. You don't want that - you'll never get off

Just call them from the airport and repeat after me: "They won't let me board! They say I'm on the GODDAMNED NO-FLY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[MercutioATC]

23. I work with a guy (air traffic controller) who's on the no-fly list.

He's originally from Minnesota. Apparently, there's somebody who has a warrant for their arrest in Minnesota with the same name and birthdate as him (he has a common name). Their physical descriptions and SSNs are different, but he's on the no-fly list and he's having a really hard time getting off of it.

The real irony? He's a freakin' air traffic controller. The FBI and psychological tests say he's cleared to tell hundreds of airplanes where to fly, but the TSA says he's some "danger" if he actually gets on a plane.

[pitohui]

26. why don't you just fib

a little white lie, such as calling on day you're supposed to travel and claiming to have been detained or refused, seems a lot easier

that said, if you want to be on the no fly list, i recommend having a very common name

[seabeyond]

28. i dont lie. repercussions are always too great for me

and being honest just easier.

there was the same trip three years ago, i got out of that one ok. just thinkin no fly list would be an easy way to get out now. and never again have to go into an airport