Bush says: "Change the course!"

[LuckyTheDog]

Does anyone dare say "flip-flop?"

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2393750,00.html

AN independent commission set up by Congress with the approval of President George W Bush may recommend carving up Iraq into three highly autonomous regions, according to well informed sources.

The Iraq Study Group, co-chaired by James Baker, the former US secretary of state, is preparing to report after next month’s congressional elections amid signs that sectarian violence and attacks on coalition forces are spiralling out of control. The conflict is claiming the lives of 100 civilians a day and bombings have reached record levels.

[Blackthorn]

1. So it won't be a civil war anymore?

I mean, they'll fight over borders. It'll just be a fullblown clusterfuck. It is now, but you know what I mean.

[Kagemusha]

2. Sigh. That's not BUSH saying it.

Bush will ignore the advice. It's not even a serious question. Next!

[orpupilofnature57]

3. Kissinger

[whirlygigspin]

4. tell it like it is, bro

yes, 3 new sections will be called: Exxon, Enron and Unical.

In a similar move, Kuwait will change it's name to Chevron
and Saudi Arabia will be know as Aramco