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Apologies to all you people who find the above offensive.
But you see, the above might just FINALLY, FINALLY, begin to chip away at one of the most annoying, aggravating obstacles I encounter when I try to talk sense into republicans and their supporters.
See, I am fucking SICK of these republican man constantly portraying the democratic party as "soft, feminine, weak", etc. SICK to DEATH of it. You saw how they approached John Kerry. ("Oooh! He speaks FRENCH! What a fancy 'gigolo' he is!") Never mind that the man had served honorably in fucking VIETNAM, when his opponent--the REAL pampered rich-boy "pussy" in the race--had never left the states while HE was serving (pardon me... not "serving", going AWOL.)
Sick of it! And while they think of democrats as "anti-military" (never mind that we have mega-tons of evidence that republicans screw the military and its members at every opportunity), or "anti-men", in their dim, simplistic, minds, they then assume that the republicans are some sort of bastions of masculinity. Yeah, RIGHT! Boy, that Dick Cheney, what a man! Goes HUNTIN' all the time, jus' like ME! Listen, Bubba, YOU may go huntin', and Cheney may also go huntin', but Cheney don't go huntin' "jus' like you". Bubba, would you be such a pussy that you had your servant (Oooh! Prissy rich boy has a SERVANT!) drive you in limos to the middle of a field, while some other servant then flushes the birds and you pull your little triggers like a kid whose deddy just gave him a toy gun? ("Okay, Junior, now shoot your nerf gun and see if you can hit the balloons!")
Needless to say, feminine is not automatically bad, and masculine is not automatically good. But if you get into the mindset of the average republican voter, you will find a definite bias towards the masculine AND a really stupid insistence that the republican party is somehow "more manly". And that's just plain STUPID.
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