Wingnut Page Six (NY Post, MURDOCH) does hit job on Keith

[UTUSN]

The strikethrough is my alteration.

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/10092006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

KEITH GETS LOW RATINGS IN BED

October 9, 2006 -- A BROWN-haired beauty who claims she had an unsatisfying one-night stand with Keith Olbermann is getting her sweet revenge - she's launched a blog to warn other women about the acerbic MSNBC commentator's boorish bedroom habits.

The bitter babe, who calls herself KarmaBites1, says she doesn't want others "to fall into the same trap . . . and I want him to feel some remorse for what he's done . . . He sets his mind on a woman, lures her in, and once he gets what he wants, he refuses to ever speak to them again. And I don't think he understands the damage he's caused."

A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he "spilled all over." Then, when "sexual activity began less than an hour," Olbermann had difficulty. "I pretended he knew what he was doing," the embittered blogger writes. "I adored the guy. I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed," so she faked experiencing ecstasy.

Next, he piled on excuses as to why he had to leave. "He told me he's an insomniac and that it's hard for him not to sleep in his own bed. He also mentioned he hadn't had 'company' in a while. he had an early meeting with the Yankees he might be allergic to the pillows in the hotel bed." ....

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[station agent]

1. Oh, here we go.

Like anyone cares! Screw off Murdoch!

[jhrobbins]

2. I guess since they can't get him on context and veracity...

they will have to resort to some cheap fabricated hatchet job on his character. WOnder if BO is behind this since he has some experience with this kind of sleazy operation with women.

[helderheid]

3. can you edit your post to get rid of the strikethrough?

[RedStateShame]

4. THIS is the worst they can come up with?

Hell, Olbermann's already one-up on Bill-O, if any of this tripe is true, because he's now proven to have had sex with a woman. And no falafel!!

[Cassandra]

5. Sounds like he wanted to get out of there...

like nobody's business. I've now seen a couple of variations on this story and am beginning to wonder if it ever happened.

[myrna minx]

6. This tale makes no sense.

Unsubstantiated rumors about Olmermann's sexual proclivities are all they have? :rofl:

They are truly worried about Keith's impact upon the nation. First they mock him about going to the hospital after he received an envelope full of white powder, now they are mocking him for this? Oh brother!

[gauguin57]

7. Oh. My. God. Watch Keith tonight ...

Page Six will be mincemeat by 8:02 p.m. EDT tonight!!!

And BTW: Keith can spill merlot all over ME ANYTIME!

[myrna minx]

17. I hope he doesn't dignify this with a response.

If we are to *believe* this, this woman has a one night stand with a man that she new for less than an hour, she fakes an orgasm, is upset surprised that he doesn't want to see her again? Um, isn't that what a one night stand is? :shrug: Did she expect an engagement ring?

Even if it is true, who cares? I don't need to know about his sex life!

[BootinUp]

8. Oh brother. n/t

[dogday]

9. She was the dud in bed or he would of stayed

with her... Guys who want to stay with a women they just had sex with liked it, they others that want to go home don't want any further part of that.... This will backfire.....

[sutz12]

10. And Limbaugh needed Viagra.

:shrug:

[laureloak]

11. There's more to life than sex. n/t

[eShirl]

12. oh no, he likes consensual relations with adult women?

how will he ever live this down?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. *IF* this occurred...

It smells of setup. Just reeks of it.

Or

"Hell hath no fury, like..."

[eShirl]

14. on second thought... maybe it was her breath

[Rose Siding]

15. I smell bunny soup

http://moblog.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/blogs/3877/moblog_47ac9fe804644.jpg

[gollygee]

16. Do they think I should stop listening to him because

"KarmaBites1" think he's a bad lay?

What the hell do I care what "KarmaBites1" thinks about his sexual abilities? In fact, what do I care about his sexual abilities?

Maybe he gave excuses as to why he had to leave because she was a bad lay? LOL. Whatever.

[City Lights]

18. Pathetic.

They are more desperate than I realized.

[Virginian]

19. She sounds like she expected more, why should she?

Sexual activity started less than an hour after he laid eyes on her for the first time!

If this is true, and I don't believe it is, what was she expecting -- eternal love? She came there for sex and that was what she got. Rock stars have done this forever. Their one night sex partners are called "Groupies".

Recreational sex is fine if that was what she wanted, but she shouldn't expect it to be the foundation for a long term commitment.

I'm sure the religious right will have a lot of sympathy for her. :sarcasm:

[grasswire]

20. looks like KARMA is seeking publicity

Here's her profile:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/26451020

Here's a blog that has been in correspondence with her and ended up being called an attacker:

http://ratonanonimo.blogspot.com/2006/07/credibility-flies-out-window.html

Another blog she started, available only on google cache now:
http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:kwm7H4uYsQoJ:forthisreliefmuchthanks.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html+karmabites1&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=5

screen captures of Keith's communications with her:

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/keith-olbermann/keith-olbermanns-email-mistress-gets-a-blog-20060703.php

There's more on google search for her user name.

[UTUSN]

21. Great work!!!1 I'm e-mailing this to KO. n/t

[WolverineDG]

22. Oh there is soooo much more to this story

it's been floating around since June/July. The first version of the story was essentially Karma is a sweet, innocent young thing, poor as a church mouse, who's never ever left little Podunk, lured to NYC by the Big Bad Wolf, with whom she has "protected" for a year & a half & did "special projects" for. He spent 8 hours in her hotel room, gave her his phone numbers, then left in the middle of the night, never to be heard from again except in an email to say, basically, "Get lost, you nutjob." Karma then spends the rest of her week in Manhattan (for which it took her 18 months to save up for..where did she work? Wal-Mart?) walking the streets of mid-town, crying her eyes out.

Turns out that, based on a timeline constructed by another DUer & myself, it is a physical impossibility for Keith to have been in her hotel room for 8 hours on the night in question.

Turns out that Karma is not a sweet, innocent young thing, poor as a church mouse from little Podunk, but in her 30's & from the Miami area.

Turns out that her "special projects" were nothing more than nudie shots she had taken of herself & sent to Keith unsolicited. These were sent whenever she thought he was "ignoring" her.

Turns out that she called & called & called him at the phone numbers given. Ever heard of a guy getting turned on by that? Me either.

Turns out that he did email her again, twice, before sending the "Get lost, nutjob" email.

Turns out that Karma didn't stay in NYC for the entire week; she left several days earlier than planned. Um, I thought she was poorer than a churchmouse?

Sadly, her story is so full of holes that they temporarily had to suspend production of Swiss cheese.

dg

[grasswire]

23. is it true that he invited her to NYC?

And are there pictures?

[WolverineDG]

24. There are so many holes in that story

What I posted isn't even the tip of the iceberg. It's a long, long rabbit hole you're falling into, trust me.

dg

[Crunchy Frog]

25. Wow. I'd better do some of my own research on this issue

and find out if it's really true.:evilgrin: