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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:32 PM
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Breaking Fox News: World Record Marshmallow Roast being held in Iraq
for the people of Baghdad.

Marshmallows and hot dogs were passed around to the citizens of Baghdad to help celibrate the peace in Iraq since the destruction of Saddam's reign.

"We love you, America!" was chanted throughout the early morning hours during the festivities. (Pan to 4 year old girl with cherubic smile and flowers)
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:34 PM
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1. That sound is spontaneous applause ringing out in praise of Bush. n/t
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:35 PM
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2. Please tell me you are kidding...
Edited on Tue Oct-10-06 06:38 PM by walldude
Any other time in history and I wouldn't have to ask but...

nevermind.. I just saw the mushroom cloud pic...
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:47 PM
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7. Told you it was big!
:hi:
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pooja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:37 PM
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3. Who did they pay to show up at this event... Does this have anything
to do with that 25 mill for a party?????????
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:38 PM
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4. hot dogs
While the weiners watch from the WhiteHouse
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ima_sinnic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:40 PM
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5. er, they're roasting marshmallows over the ammo depot fire??
perhaps the Iraqi people are celebrating that the invaders' ammo is going up in smoke ...

(believe me, I know it's satire)
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 06:42 PM
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6. In a sublime bit of moronic irony and cultural insensitivity
it was reported that the hot dogs were all pork - as supplied under a $200M sole source contract from KBR.
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