words you don't want to say on the phone: 'bomb', 'al qaeda', infidel'

[mopaul]

'the great satan', 'sons of jackals', 'jihad', 'muhammud ali', 'cat stevens', 'democratic underground', 'liberal', 'joan baez', 'green day', 'kayne west', 'harry belefonte', 'michael moore', 'gore', 'abramoff', 'revolution'...

...help me out here, any i've missed?

[MercutioATC]

1. "pretzel"?

Remember, one made an assassination attempt on the President a few years ago...


Oh, and in retrospect, "assassination" probably isn't such a good word to say, either.

[pk_du]

6. LOL..... in that vein , I guess there are couple of others...

"Bike"



and

"Segway"

[murray hill farm]

9. Democratic underground????

or "democratic" or "underground"...face, no words are OK except "Praise to our leader".

[hwmnbn]

2. Now I'm not so sure I'd say.......

"mopaul" anymore. :hi:

[Angry Girl]

3. liberty, justice, freedom, patriot, ethics, american values, sibel edmonds

They'll huntcha down for sure!

[cascadiance]

19. I've actually talked to Sibel Edmonds on the phone...

I'm probably at least a few more files than average now!

[trogdor]

4. I wouldn't use those terms at Google, either.

No, definitely not Google.
/rain man

[LeftHander]

5. No everyone should use those words

All the time....work them into conversations and e-mails...

millions upon millions of them. Shows how stupid the vacuum fishing expidition approach to survillence is plainly stupid.

[DURHAM D]

7. We should organize a "happening". Everyone

gets on their cell phone or land phone at the same time, calls a friend and reads/repeats the above list three times.

[Brewman_Jax]

8. Don't forget

'aipac', 'koran', 'democracy', 'fair elections', 'progressive', 'cindy sheehan', 'intelligence failures'...

I'm sure there are many more.

[rpgamerd00d]

10. Are you kidding? Me and my friends START every phone call that way.

"Hey, man."
"Hey, whats up?"
"Oh, nothing, JIHAD AL-QUEDA ASSASSINATION SUICIDE BOMB 9-11 TERRORIST PLOT OVERTHROW REBELLION ANARCHY!! How about you?"
"Just watching TV, FASCISM NSA WIRETAPPING LIBERAL EXPOSE CORRUPTION SCANDAL !!"
"Same here."

:D

:rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

11. Never say checks and balances and certainly leave any

reference to the constitution out of it. They take the constitution as a threat to their temporary stranglehold on power.

[mopinko]

12. seriously, a friend made bomb jokes, and

his conversation was interrupted, by someone mumbling something, which they repeated 3 times, although neither of them caught what they said exactly. he had people in black trench coats pop up and take his picture twice in the following week. they appeared on his regular route to work, once near his home, and once downtown, near his job.
it was an international call, to germany, and both were on a land line.
neither is any kind of threat. although my friend has a cousin in the isreali peace movement.

[LiberalEsto]

13. My friend Joan buys lemon balm

from Al Kayder.

[LeftHander]

15. Al Kaydar also has flirty balms...

for when you aad your SO are feeling frisky

[peacetalksforall]

14. we probably can't say 'royal family' or 'evacuation at Tora Bora'

It makes you wonder what word substitutions they use to avoid tracking their own such as 'launder' and 'deposit' in addition to 'nukleeare'.

[EFerrari]

16. Dean, Kerry, Reid, MoveOn, Acorn, Pelosi, peace

Quaker. :)

[pacalo]

17. Goofus, dunce, idiot...

lamebrain (including any term with "lame" attached).

Also, "corruption", "stolen election", "bribes".

The term "fundraiser" might also perk up their ears.

[kiki]

18. Human rights, rule of law...

...fairness, equality, justice...

Wow - I can feel myself turning more terrorist-y with each word I type...

This reminds me of those two women who were thrown out of a Bush rally for wearing T-shirts that said (I think) "Support civil rights". That's it. No anti-Bush or pro-Dem sentiment, just "Support civil rights".

Conclusive proof, I think you'll agree, that the Bush government is fundamentally opposed to civil rights.

[EFerrari]

20. CAP, Vanguard, 10 year old, fascist, filibuster.

[mopaul]

21. revolution. constitution. resistance. civil disobedience

[EFerrari]

22. I know how they stole Ohio.

:evilgrin: