RUMSFELD SPEAKS...always creepy

[mopaul]

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. The amazing hand gestures denote tremendous digital

dexterity along with superior intelligence.

Have you noticed that the only thing these morons speak about is war, terror, defense, fighting, killing, maiming, conflict, winning, dealing with, trouncing, saber rattling, weapons, weapons systems, military, aggression, killing again, conflict, defense (offense) and other sundry items that just get them in a state. When am I going to hear Dumbsfeld talk about creating peace in the world??? NEVER.

[movonne]

2. The one thing that rummie does not want is PEACE...PEACE is a dirty word,

unless they say it as something in the farrrrrr future.

[kiki]

11. Peace is the true enemy of all warmongers. n/t

[Yoda Yada]

12. Whos's being coached by Rummy?

Always look at their hand gestures and you will know.

Whatever General or DOD spokesperson has just been coached by Rumsfeld...they will take on Rumsfeld's posturing and hand gestures ...as THEIR OWN. General Myers used to do this all the time (for example incrementally moving his hand forward while trying to make his point....or lowering his little finger while emphasizing a point with his whole hand. It's as though he had BECOME Rumsfeld....very creepy.

Bush always used to unknowingly do his Cheney impersonation after speaking to him...and obviously saying what Cheney told him to say. Bush would pensively glance down at the floor (usually to the right) and talk out of the side of his mouth always looking downward. (..as though he is in deep thought.)

Whoever Scott McClellan talks to before he goes to the podium is a fast-talker....never comes up for air...always interrupts...quickly regurgitates the Bush doctrine....(probably someone from Hughes' office.)

New Game: Who Coached Them 5 Minutes Before They Spoke?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

15. I don't watch enough TV to pick up . . .

. . . on that stuff, but I find it fascinating. Body language is powerful stuff . . . and damned creepy when it comes to these nazi bastards.

Thanks for posting that.

[Skidmore]

3. Who took the padlock off of his vault?

Quick, someone get the mallet and wooden stakes.

[shaniqua6392]

6. They probably have to dust the cobwebs of him

before they bring him out in the public.

[oasis]

4. Can't he tell the truth just ONE time during his career?

[doublethink]

5. "You Bet!"

I detest this guy. :crazy: You Bet!

[gratuitous]

7. Answering his own questions again?

I hope nobody's getting their hair mussed. That really bothers Donald.

[oasis]

8. "Let me finish lying before your follow up" Rummy means to say.

[mopaul]

9. by golly he's really touchy today

mr. snippy pants

[mopaul]

10. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! what kind of warpig talks like that?

[Hyernel]

13. No one knows the unknowably knowable knowns. Oh noes!

But we can mis-know the known knows, if it becomes politically untidy to admit what we knew we knew. (scoobidy doo be doo)

/Speaking Rumsfeldian can be confusing.
//It helps if you do your best Clint Eastwood squint at the same time. Makes one look tough and resolute while pulling gibberish out of ones ass.

[cliss]

14. When he dies, this man will become a ghoul

to torment the world of the living. His eyes will become like glowing charcoals in a barbecue. He'll swoop past a young couple, walking in a park. They'll stop, wonder what that was.

In the ether, Rumsfeld will hurl neutron bombs at his adversaries. He'll engage in constant war, which is what he loves.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

16. Remind me to stay out of the park.

;)

[vptpt]

17. Isn't that

kinda what he's doing now? And really, is he ever going to die?