The President doesn't know Jack!

[theophilus]

Right! At last we can agree with a RW talking point. However, the admission is a little too vague. Let's fill in all of the things that our Leader doesn't know jack about. Please post one thing that Mr. Bush is clueless about. Maybe the corporate press will use our list as a reference. (Keep it simple for the simpletons, please.)


Edit for grammar.

[acmavm]

1. The faux pres don't know jack shit. He does, however, know

Jack Abramoff.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Religion

He doesn't know how to practice his own faith, Christianity, and he knows so little about Islam that he says and does things that only inflame Muslims, like calling the war on terror a crusade.

[Ezlivin]

3. The destructiveness of hurricanes

Oh, he knows some hurricane terminology: Spin and pressure.

[kiki]

4. The list is too long to fit on all of the internets put together.

However, as we all know that Bush doesn't know jack shit, perhaps we should give credence to his claims by using "Jack Shit" as a good-humoured and affectionate nickname for Abramoff...

[theophilus]

5. Sounds good to me.

It might make Jack's daddy upset again, though.

[kiki]

7. LOL, poor old Daddy Shit...

Yes, it'll break his li'l heart - but don't worry, when the great day comes and Jack is finally vindicated and revealed to be the most morally spotless creature to walk the earth since the time of Jesus, I'll hand him a written apology, inscribed in mithril on the back of a map of Atlantis.

[theophilus]

8. And I'll be happy to furnish the proper "moon" for daddy to

read it by.......

[kiki]

9. ROFL

For the Shit family, it'll be like going home...

[BuyingThyme]

6. I fell off the wagon on this one. Do we have any photos yet?