I have a beer in my hand as I type this, and I don't feel an urge to ...

[11 Bravo]

fuck a kid or take a bribe. I must not be a Republican.

[rock]

1. How about cursing a jew?

a la Mel Gibson?

[11 Bravo]

4. Damn! How did I leave that out?

:toast:

[Selatius]

2. Repubs fuck everything that moves.

I'm not talking about fucking in a literal sense although it may be both as we've seen.

I'm talking about proverbial fucking where it's OK to slash VA benefits, it's okay to justify war on the wrong country, it's okay to cut funding for health care or public education, it's okay to fuck over workers, and it's okay to give tax breaks to people who are already filthy rich.

They fuck everything and everybody over.

[DireStrike]

3. A liberal, a conservative, and a Republican are on the Titanic...

Suddenly the ship quakes as it hits an iceberg, and begins sinking.

Liberal: "Save the children!"

Conservative: "Fuck the children!"

Republican: "Do we have time for that?"

[acmejack]

6. Seriously good joke!

really rated a keyboard warning, though...

[mac56]

5. LOL!

:rofl:

[obreaslan]

7. I guess that gives a new meaning to "Typing with one hand"...

:rofl:

[seabeyond]

8. lol lol lol ya this is true, but before 12, raising brows

oh wth..... it is after 12 somewhere. teasin