ck4829
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Fri Oct-13-06 11:49 AM
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How to evade punishment for ANY crime |
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1. Become a Republican
2. Check into Rehab
That's it.
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Orrex
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Fri Oct-13-06 11:51 AM
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1. Very true. But failing that... |
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1. Become President 2. Have your spineless, enabling Congress retroactively declare your crimes non-crimes.
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Fri Oct-13-06 12:03 PM
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Have a grandfather who was a Senator (who managed to come away clean despite dealing with Nazis) ...
and a father who not only was the Vice President and President, but was in charge of the covert operations - the CIA - long enough that they named their headquarters after him DURING THE TERMS OF A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT ...
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Orrex
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Fri Oct-13-06 12:11 PM
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4. Gee, I was really lax in my preparation |
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I was totally careless in my selection of ancestors.
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Fri Oct-13-06 12:05 PM
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"I forgot that I had to pay taxes."
"I forgot that Grand Larceny was against the law..."
(to quote Steve Martin...)
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Fri Oct-13-06 12:22 PM
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6. "Well, ex-cuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuse |
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Fri Oct-13-06 12:14 PM
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5. I think "Become a Republican" should do it |
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Or "Become a Republican" and "Find religion"
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