Hubert Flottz
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:27 PM
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| 7. Wages, salaries, tips, ect.... I FORGOT. |
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Do you think if you used Dennis Hastert's answer,(I Forgot)on April the 15th, that it would satisfy our government?
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:30 PM
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| 1. Absoluteley, and If I am ever again asked to swear under oath |
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Edited on Fri Oct-13-06 02:30 PM by BOSSHOG
I will refuse and site bush and cheney. If they don't have to swear to tell the truth why should I?
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:32 PM
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| 3. "Testify? I, ugh (inaudible), I'll be happy to visit with them". |
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Clinton and his staff should have said that a lot more often to Starr and his sex crazed perverts.
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:31 PM
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| 2. Sure and instead of being arrested, just declare your intent to attend |
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:36 PM
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| 4. I wuzz just crazy...about keeping ALL my money! |
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I lost my mind for a second your honor!
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:37 PM
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and I can spend it more wisely than the government.
Right?
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:39 PM
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| 6. "I was supposed to show up to ship out for Iraq?" |
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Edited on Fri Oct-13-06 02:46 PM by Hubert Flottz
"I forgot!"
If he can't remember where he shit last, does he need to be the third man in line to be president?
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Fri Oct-13-06 02:55 PM
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Fri Oct-13-06 03:01 PM
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| 8. Thanks Jackpine Radical |
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Happy Birthday to you too!
I left all the leaves that fell Thursday night on the lawn and treated myself to the day off! I'm hooking up my air compressor now, to blow out the candles on my cake!
Hope you have a fine birthday today too!
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Fri Oct-13-06 03:32 PM
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| 9. Happy B Day......I think you and I have reached the days of forgetting |
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B Days...we being too old for ice cream and cake
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Fri Oct-13-06 03:59 PM
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I wish!...I still like Cake and Ice Cream, but now it don't like me.
I might set into a whining fit, until the better half whips me up a Watergate Cake to stuff down my neck. I'm in my second childhood today...I had five yesterday!
Sometimes it pays to be old, so's you can "forget" about needing an Acme anti GOPer GrOPer mud flap!
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Fri Oct-13-06 04:11 PM
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| 11. LOL, never forget the Flaps man.....espec when in Red Country |
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Ya never know...
Its best to keep the flaps DOWN
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Fri Oct-13-06 04:12 PM
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| 12. Those laws only apply to the Small People. |
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Big People don't follow the same laws. :(
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Fri Oct-13-06 04:25 PM
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| 13. Denny has made too many trips to Denny's for too many Dinners! |
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Edited on Fri Oct-13-06 04:26 PM by Hubert Flottz
He forgets he already ate dinner and has another and another and another and then it's breakfast time.
Edit...He didn't forget where the fridge is!
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