Your best Saturday laugh ever

[malaise]

The Telemarketer's nightmare.:rofl: :rofl:
http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html

[proud patriot]

1. This was sent to me

I was laughing hard ..

[malaise]

2. It's hysterically funny

:rofl:

[williesgirl]

3. Too funny! Thanks, I'm still laughing. recommended

[niallmac]

4. Oh man.

...tears running down my face :rofl:

[unblock]

5. wish i had the vocal presence to pull off that sort of stunt :))

:rofl:

[Hav]

6. .

It was good but the laughter ruined it a little bit because it made some things harder to understand. Good response to those phone calls though.

[WillyT]

7. THAT... Was Fucking CLASSIC !!! - BIG K & R !!!

:rofl::kick::rofl:

Thank you for that!

:hi:

[malaise]

8. A friend sent it to me

and we need a good laugh. Tears were streaming down my face :D

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

9. Gotta Wonder If He Went Right To His Supervisor And Quit LOL

That was too damn funny. That kid was shittin in his shorts LOL

[opihimoimoi]

10. Hilariously Funny K&R

[MADem]

11. OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

That is so.......HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outrageously funny in all its horror, that!

[Journeyman]

12. The bit was by Tom Mabe, and his CDs are available here. . .

www.tommabe.com

[malaise]

15. Thanks n/t

[Canuckistanian]

16. I love what he does to the carpet cleaners

They call him up offering carpet cleaning and he says, "Hey, you called just at the right time. Can you get out blood stains?" The guy stammers a little and Tom says, "Yeah, cause I got a a lot of it here, on the carpet, on the walls, on the ceiling.... Ooops, gotta go."

[malaise]

17. Is that on the DVD? n/t

[Canuckistanian]

26. It's on the first CD

Look for "Carpet cleaner". There's even a soundbite on the website.

[Hav]

13. .

One thing I wanted to add, it always astonishes me how strong some people react when they are asked if they are gay.
I've been asked several times if I'm gay and I simply answered. It doesn't offend me and I don't mind it. It never freaks me out like the dude in this case. As if it were the worst thing one could be accused of.
This guy believes that he called someone who was recently murdered and at the moment he is part of the investigation but what upsets him the most was this insinuation of being gay. Amazing.

[malaise]

14. I did notice that

Still the telemarketer was already freaked out.

[brer cat]

18. Thanks for a great laugh! I needed that! K&R

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

19. K & R, brilliant and LMAO!

:kick: :rofl: MKJ

[Cameron27]

20. Oh god THAT get's emailed to my friends right now

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jeanette in FL]

21. Too freaking funny

My husband just came in to see what I was laughing at. I could barely explain. Thank you so much for a much needed laugh.

[spuddonna]

22. LMAO!!! Awesome!

I just played this for myself and my hubby and we were dying! Thank you, thank you!!

[file83]

23. Good stuff - brilliant routine

:rofl:

[malaise]

24. Glad we all had a good laugh n/t

[annabanana]

25. too too funny. . thanks!. . . . ..n/t