To hell with Programming and Web Design. I found my new career!

[ComerPerro]

I want to be a Creation Scientist!

Look at what passes for "Creation Science" now:

Creatures that Defy Evolution



Glow Bugs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSHKL62kXhI

This segment argues that since scientists have yet to replicate the kind of lights that glow-worms emit, then it must be evidence that Evolution is a sham and this is part of God's design.

Best quote: "The scientists don't have the foggiest idea how they send a signal to say 'ok, turn on the light', and they all turn on"

"Our God, is Amazing! The things that He has thought up, and He started with nothing!"



Bees - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmY85uoVEEA

Since bees assist in making vanilla, this must be evidence of creation or intelligent design, and thus disproves evolution.

Best quote : "God made a little bee that knows exactly what to do so we can have vanilla"




So, here's what I am thinking. I don't need any more formal training to become a creation scientist, or a professional evolution debunker.

All I have to do is explain things to people who have little or no understanding or critical thinking skills, and do it in such a way to convince them that its part of God's plan.


And I don't even need to use reason or logic.

Best part is, I don't have to offer my theories to the scrutiny of the scientific community, since I know in my heart that they are Godless atheists.

[WindRavenX]

1. lol, those creationist "scientists" are a laugh RIOT

I directly challanged one of these asshats why he is so intellectually lazy regarding understanding modern biology, as he claimed scientists (much like your creationist claimed) do not understand how genes are "turned on/off". If he knew anything about biology (which he clearly does not), we call gene expression "gene expression regulation".
I gave him a detailed example of how we know on a molecular level how gene expression is regulated in the classic, but simple, example of the LAC operon in E.coli. Basically, it's a waste for an organism to always produce an enzyme needed for the breakdown of lactose when there is no lactose. But when lactose IS present--boom! The gene is turned on and the enzyme is produced.

Regulation of gene expression= teh rock.

pps, creationists can kiss my ass.

[ComerPerro]

3. that's why I want to be one so badly now

they don't have to back up what they say or prove any claims. All they have to do is point to the Bible.

[Ladydawnelle]

9. I got in a similar debate last month

And this dipstick is the leader of a group that is pushing John Edwards at the DNC.

SHE EMPHATICALLY professed that evolution was BS.

When I tried to discuss and provide links to various science URL's she just LOL'd and disregarded it all together. She also happens to be religious. That would explain PART of it but the fact she works for a doctor (or claims to) and HATES most doctors would explain the other part.

REgardless it's soured me on John Edwards groupies. I know it's not his fault but if people that are lemmings of his group are that backwards thinking it scares me having them running the country.
then again I'm a Clark Groupie! :-)

[ComerPerro]

24. That's sad, but all it takes is one bad experience

[ThomCat]

2. I understand that there's a lot of money in it.

If you can stomach the people you'd have to work with, go for it. If nothing else it might be a fun job to have.
:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

4. Seems like there are a lot of groups spending a lot of money

[WCGreen]

5. Oy.....

[Kutjara]

6. I've had the occasional fantasy about becoming a...

...creation scientist, taking the ID world by storm with my 'revolutionary' theories, writing bestselling books, being invited to the White House, securing tenure at some BS university or other, and then revealing that everything I'd said and written was a load of crap. Then I realize how much work that would be and just take another puff.

[ComerPerro]

12. just go to some RW Diploma mill, like Pat Robertson's college

[upi402]

7. or, you could get some hairspray...

and pantyhose and get on Fox News Network!
:rofl: :popcorn:

[ComerPerro]

22. I don't look that great in pantyhose

[jody]

8. You could have programs funded as "Faith Based Education Programs". n/t

[ComerPerro]

23. lotsa faith based money going around, that is true

[wryter2000]

10. Let me get this straight

The bees set about deliberately to make vanilla. Maybe they're members of The Pollinators and Flavoring Producers Union and that's how they make a living.

[ComerPerro]

15. its not just a coincidence that the product of their activity is vanilla

it is their divine purpose. To make tasty treats for humans.

Of course, what about bugs that don't make tasty vanilla or honey for humans? What is their purpose?

[jimshoes]

30. So then mosquitos are here

for the sole purpose of self flaggelation I guess. Who hasn't smacked themselves in the face to mush a pesky mosquito or scratched themselves raw from the itching. The wonderment of it all. These people are kooks. :eyes:

[ComerPerro]

34. Mosquitoes poison sinners

[BadgerKid]

40. Mosquitos are here

because of the great mosquito god. Humans were created by the mosquito god to nourish mosquito young'uns so that they could be born to feed other animals. All this talk about a god for humans is plain blasphemous to the mosquito god. So roll up your sleeves, for the blood you shed will save millions of unborn mosquito larvae. :sarcasm:

[wryter2000]

35. Silly evolutionist

Their function is to light up the forest. See the first film.

BTW, I love in that one where the guy marvels that all the bugs on a tree fire at once. If you watch, it simply isn't true. It starts in one part of the tree and quickly spreads upward. Seems to me they can see each other fire.

[Vinca]

11. Holy glow worms! The bad me is thinking up ways to scam the fundies.

Whaddaya think? Your very own Jesus Glow Worm, complete with hermetically sealed tube, for the low, low price of $19.99. But wait . . . there's more. Get a box of Nilla . . . er . . . Jesus Vanilla Cookies for an additional $19.99 (plus shipping and handling)and make a party out of praising the Lord. (I see a McMansion in my future.:rofl:)

[ComerPerro]

21. glow worm glowsticks, Nilla wafers "made by God's design"

[Wickerman]

13. Better yet - here's a thought

ComerPerro SCHOOL of Creation Science!

Use your web and programming skills. Set up an online school, write some shitty curricula, sell it, have some on-line testing, and bam, when your "students" finish the on-line school they can download their very own Creation Scientist diploma! I think a Paypal cart would handle everything but you may want to use somethig of your own design.

[FormerDittoHead]

17. I like "INSTITUTE" of Creation Science better... n/t

[ComerPerro]

18. Damn,that is a good idea... My diplomas would be just as real

as anything offered at Bob Jones U and Pat Robertson's school...

Wow, that is a really evil idea.

You want in, since its your idea?

You can even be a professor if you want.

[Lefta Dissenter]

14. I don't understand...

why didn't he just make the vanilla flowers so they can pollinate themselves? Wouldn't that have been a more 'perfect system?'
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.....oh, now that I've said (typed) it, I know why...

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.........that would be almost like masturbation, wouldn't it??? :evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

16. Or, my question

if humans observed this and then created artificial pollenation, does that mean that we have found a way to "cut out the middle man" and made God obsolete? Is that what they are suggesting?

[Pharaoh]

19. There you go!

See, if you were a moran, you'd be alot smarter! :rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

20. Is that the Kirk Cameron banana-blowjob stuff? lol!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

28. Don't know how god fucked up so badly with coconuts

I find them extremely hard to peel, let alone stick whole into my mouth.

Likewise cows. Have you ever tried to peel a cow? I don't recommend it.

[BlooInBloo]

33. lol! troo dat!

[Initech]

25. "Creation science" is a redundancy these days, like credible TV journalist

[ComerPerro]

26. But that's where I feel I could really be unique and contribute

I think I could be more extreme and more over the top and more arrogant and smug than any creation scientist you have ever seen.

[Ladydawnelle]

31. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

27. This one's my all-time fav:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2722260

God I love religious people.

[sutz12]

42. OMFG.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, my hand fits nicely around my wang, too. I guess God designed that perfectly.....wait a minute, I'm not supposed to do that, am I? ;)

[Cleita]

29. Yes, but you'll have to go to Bob Jones University to get

to get your BS in Creation Science, with an emphasis on the BS.

:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

32. is that really a major?

:(

thank GOD that place is not accredited. Yeesh.

[Cleita]

37. I was kidding. However, there is this article about science

text books put out by Bob Jones University press:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-01-12-christian-school_x.htm?csp=34

[wryter2000]

36. Here's one they missed

Why is it that on all creatures their legs are just the right length to reach the ground? That couldn't happen through random mutation.

[ComerPerro]

38. that is a really good point, and further evidence of God's plan

[MuseRider]

39. Why stop there?

You could be a full fledged minister! Think of all the money you could make.

[MazeRat7]

41. Hey... maybe you can get Matt and Trey to do an episode on it.....

*LOL... knowing how much you like SP and all....

MZr7

[FatDave]

43. I wonder what the hours are like... (nt)