Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Fundy Halloween "Outreach" program: " 'IN YOUR FACE' HELL HOUSE!"

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-14-06 10:44 PM
Original message
Fundy Halloween "Outreach" program: " 'IN YOUR FACE' HELL HOUSE!"
Edited on Sat Oct-14-06 10:47 PM by Bluebear
:crazy: :rofl: :eyes: :crazy:


Shake your city with the most "in-your-face, high-flyin', no denyin', death-defyin', Satan-be-cryin', keep-ya-from-fryin', theatrical stylin', no holds barred, cutting-edge" evangelism tool of the new millennium!

Being utilized to preach the Gospel from coast-to-coast and around the world! Hundreds of kits are equipping churches and ministries on the front lines of spiritual battle in virtually every state and eighteen foreign countries... and counting!

And it's available today for your church or ministry!

"I have become all things to all men, so that by all possible means I might save some. I do all this for the sake of the Gospel...
1st Corinthians 9:22b-23a (NIV)

Several years ago, the world watched, and the media was shocked as a church began to take an uncompromising stand on the red-hot issues facing our culture today!

Piece by piece, prop by prop, costume by costume - the master plan is organized in a comprehensive manual. A video of what Hell House in action looks like and a special-effects compact disc audio master are also included. This sizzling evangelism event is designed to capture the attention of our sight and sound culture!

http://www.godestiny.org/hell_house/HH_kit.cfm
SCENES INCLUDED:

# Homosexuality - No one is born gay. Genesis C1 V27 says that God created man in His own image. Homosexuality is sin and is not just an alternative lifestyle.
# Abortion - It is not merely a surgical procedure or the removal of a mass of tissue. It is the taking of a human life!
# Suicide - The solution to your problems and depression is not found through ending your life. Let Jesus carry you through those tough times and be the strength you are searching for.
# Drunk Driving - The false highs and constant lows of alcohol are never more sobering than when you realize that you are a killer.
# Satanism - The occult is very powerful and not something to toy with. Jesus Christ possesses the only power greater than the kingdom of darkness.
# Hell - Hell is not an eternal party place. It is the home of never-ending torment, anguish and permanent damnation and separation from God.
# Heaven - Heaven is the eternal reward for those whose names are written in the Book Of Life. It is a place of exquisite beauty crowned by the presence of the Lord Jesus Christ and His holy angels.



PROPS:



I'm gonna shoot straight with you. These guys and their blank firing products have given our productions a totally authentic look, sound and feel in every way when it comes to impressing a live audience with your props. The guns are well-built; they have the weight of the real thing, and they sound terrific. If you're on the look for theatrical guns, and/or five-star blank-firing ammunition, there's no better place to go than IAR. We have utilized their blank firing weapons and high-octane, blank-firing ammo for many years with great satisfaction. Click on their site, look over their amazing inventory and make sure you let them know we sent you when you place your order.

Pastor Keenan
Hell House Outreach Director

ADDITIONAL SCENES AVAILABLE:

Additional Scene Packages Available:
# Domestic Abuse - A phenomenal surprise beginning to the production starts by including this scene. The home and family is a major target for the kingdom of hell and abuse is fuel on the fire for doing damage to marriages and relationships.
# Rave Scene - Youth culture often sees itself as wildly indestructible. The underground world of rave clubs and drug usage proves to be a deadly combination, and hell's demons rejoice.
# Teen Suicide - The seemingly insurmountable stress and pressure of teen life is amplified by the dark shadows of Satan's schemes. Suicide is the result.
# Mother's Womb Abortion - A young mother is miraculously given the opportunity to learn from her mistake upon being blessed with a visit by her aborted daughter at four different ages of life.
# Drunk Driving - Four teenagers are out on a Friday night high, alive and buzzed after the prom. There's just one problem: this night ends with two that are dead and two more left to deal with their horrible guilt and shame — and hell's bad boys will make sure of that.
# Gay Wedding - The sacred institution of marriage between a man and a woman is further disgraced by the unholy union of a man and a man, and Satan wouldn't have it any other way.
# Hell - The eternal fury and fire of hell is portrayed as the hell-dwellers, gate keeper and Satan declare that every person there is destined to burn forever in constant pain and agony.
# Heaven - This particular heaven scene also has an angelic rescue which brings all the attention to glorious eternity. A wonderful connection also occurs between this scene and the abortion scene with a surprise reunion in heaven! Jesus explains restoration and gives everyone the chance to pray the prayer of salvation.

Note: New Destiny Christian Center's Senior Pastor Keenan Roberts has written twenty-five different scenes for The Hell House Outreach. Individual scene packages and scripts other than the ones detailed here are available from New Destiny Christian Center. Some of these scripts are unique angles dealing with the same issues as the ones included in the kits; other scripts are scenes of entirely new issues and material.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-14-06 10:53 PM
Response to Original message
1. Egad!
These people are scary enough without the costumes and props! Now I'm going to have nightmares!

Although I must say, Satan's minions look a little like the characters from that "Elf Bowling" game . . .

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-14-06 10:56 PM
Response to Original message
2. Jesus didn't want to be late to his Crucifixion so he wore a watch. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-14-06 11:10 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. That one Roman on the right doesn't look too impressed either
Edited on Sat Oct-14-06 11:14 PM by LostInAnomie
He's kinda like "Meh, truly this was the son of God."

Plus, I don't remember Jesus being that pudgy. Maybe he should have fasted in the desert a little longer.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 02:46 AM
Response to Reply #4
16. "Meh, truly this was the son of God."
:spray:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-14-06 11:03 PM
Response to Original message
3. It's just part of the Right's War on Halloween
I have my America, and they are not a part of it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-14-06 11:31 PM
Response to Original message
5. So what's that first picture?
Is it supposed to represent Eminem being attacked by Sith Lords or what?

In Tulsa, we have a kind of in your face church called, "G.U.T.S." They put on a hell house every year. I've never been, but I've wanted to go for several years now just so when I walked into the room which represents the place in hell that homosexuals go I could exclaim in my best stereotypical lisp, "Oh, my gawd. Look at thothse curtainthhhhs! Thiths iths hell for homothhhhs!" I'm sure the people running it would descend on me and group-witness to me or something.

I'd also like to go there and just start doing magic tricks in one of the rooms.

TlalocW
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 12:01 AM
Response to Original message
6. Maybe they should include the lesser Buddhist hells .......
Edited on Sun Oct-15-06 12:02 AM by gbrooks



The Hell of Excrement, eternal diarrhea tormented by
maggots. This is the hell reserved for meat eaters.

Try making that one family friendly
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 12:03 AM
Response to Original message
7. May they earn a Thomas Kinkade afterlife. They deserve it. nt.
.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Freedom_from_Chains Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 12:14 AM
Response to Original message
8. Drunk Driving
"The false highs and constant lows of alcohol are never more sobering than when you realize that you are a killer."

I agree with this line and think if these were "good" Christians they would demand that the government launch an immediate "War on Alcohol."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 01:01 AM
Response to Original message
9. pic 1: KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 01:24 AM
Response to Original message
10. Whoa
I JUST watched a King of the Hill episode where Hank is pissed because some new woman at his church got the town to outlaw Halloween activities.

These people need to get read the riot act about priorities for Christians. Feeding the hungry, helping people, etc. Halloween isn't even on the list.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 01:27 AM
Response to Original message
11. There should be Haunted Houses run by liberals, containing such things as:
-Torture chambers, sanctioned by Bush and Rumsfeld

-Pedophile congressman

-Arbitrary imprisonment dungeons

etc.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 01:33 AM
Response to Reply #11
12. That is brilliant.
:thumbsup:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 01:41 AM
Response to Reply #12
13. It would also include the ghosts of dead servicemen/women from
Iraq, as well as dead Iraqi civilians,

-People dying of dehydration and illness in the New Orleans Convention Center and Superdome while Bush eats cake with McCain and strums a guitar in San Diego
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 02:35 AM
Response to Reply #13
14. The denouement: BOO!!!!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 02:40 AM
Response to Original message
15. My personal favorite is the crucifixion scene
I guess these people think Jesus was a fat, pale, hairy freak of nature with no muscles to speak of.

Reminds me of George Carlin's line: "Ever notice how people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f*** in the first place?"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-15-06 03:56 PM
Response to Reply #15
17. With a Timex. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr 25th 2024, 11:21 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC