My Fellow Americans

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Thank you for your time.

I speak to you tonight to inform you that as I speak, our great nation has taken military action to further the cause of democracy. Our brave patriotic heroes of freedom in uniform are on the ground, defending our way of life from those that plot to steal it from us.

While the global struggle may be long, we expect this, our fifth war to rid the world of evil, will be short.

As we know, we cannot wait for the enemies of our cherished freedom to attack, we must act before they do. We must defeat evil at its many hearts.

I ask that you look deep into your souls, and know that our good will triuph over the wickeness around us.

And you may be called upon to serve.

That is all you need to know at this time.

Thank you, and may God continue to bless the republic of the United States.

[magellan]

1. OMG

Don't channel Bush**, you'll do yourself an injury!!

[babylonsister]

2. Is there an acronym for 'eat shit and die'? nt

[bonito]

3. Now go wash your mouth out with soap.

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