Larry ‘Whozat’ Craig with the Singing Senators

[DoYouEverWonder]

The Singing Senators - we used to call them Motley Crooners – seemed to have disappeared into thin air. Trent ‘Vacant’ Lott, James ‘The Traitor’ Jeffords, Larry ‘Whozat’ Craig, and John ‘Johnny Law’ Ashcroft had created quite a ruckus on Capitol Hill in their time, terrifying junior lawmakers by unexpectedly breaking into their Oak Ridge Boys imitations whenever a piece of legislation they didn’t care for would come to the floor. ‘Elvira’, indeed.

But where were those illegal MP3s coming from if not the SS? My client didn’t want to hear excuses, he wanted results. Music piracy is destroying the industry, that’s what he told me, and then he played me some of the clips: I'll Fly Away, God Bless America, and Dig a Little Deeper. God did I ever howl.

“Listen buddy,” I tell him, “Two of those songs are in the public domain, and the third isn’t going to bring down the house anywhere.” But he was right, I was missing the point. This was an inside job, and someone was getting their bread buttered on both sides.

So I call up my buddy Drudge, see if maybe I can cash in a favor. Perhaps, he tells me. So I wait. And wait. I’m about to give up when the special line rings.

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Larry in happier days. With today's relevlation, you can't help but wonder about his singing partners. I'd put money on John Ashcroft.

[Parche]

1. larry hedaho craig

I hear he is singing jingle bells these days..."dawn we now our gay apparal"....

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. Gives new meaning

to John Ascroft's, "Let Eagles Soar".

[originalpckelly]

2. Hands where we can see them Senator.(nt)

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. Is that what

all hands on deck really means?

[annarbor]

5. "It's fun to stay at the YMCA!"

Sorry....
Couldn't resist....

[KharmaTrain]

6. This Dude Is One Of The Biggest Clinton Haters

I didn't think gay when I see this dude...I just think "asshole".

[Dr Fate]

7. Lott was a male cheerleader at Ole Miss.

Complete with Confederate Flag Pom-poms.

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. Oh my

I'd love to see a picture of that?

[Dr Fate]

10. Your wish is my command-Behold- the "obviously straight" Lott w/ pompoms:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/stories/olemiss010799.htm

[mitchum]

8. "Somewhere over the rainbow..."