Top 10 ways to win the War on Terror - Electronic Surveillance

[viperf117a]

Top 10 ways to win the War on Terror - Electronic Surveillance

If you are going to wage war on terrorism one must locate and isolate potential suspects.

There are many ways to accomplish this in the 21st century:

1.) Monitor suspicious looking suspects wearing white and sandals in department stores.
2.) Watch Osama tapes in hopes of ascertaining its authenticity.
3.) Tape all phone and satellite communications in hope of finding a needle in the preverbal
haystack of calls after broadcasting intentions of spying to the world via satellite.
4.) Look for Afghani and Pakistani freedom fighters in Iraq.
5.) Ask for recent spider engine data from Google, Yahoo and AOL after again announcing
intentions of spying.
6.) Call all major cell providers in the U.S and ask for Al-Qaeda’s billing information.
7.) Ask Pat for a word of knowledge concerning “Osama’s” current locale before God allows
him to punish us.
8.) Utilize GOES-8 to search for heat signatures in the Mesopotamian desert.
9.) Obtain the library records of “Gay” and “Suspicious” acting American citizens.
10.) Monitor bank card activity in hopes of finding a purchase of enriched uranium.



Congratulations!
The chances of winning the lottery are now higher than winning the War on Terror.
#7 Could be very entertaining ....

[RC]

1. The surest way to win the war on terror is to

put the present administration in prison.