Ten sample questions for Tim Russert to ask Craig on MEET THE PRESS

[BigBearJohn]

Some Craig-Related Inquiries
Hard-Hitting and Just as Funny
Can't get enough gay political scandal? Neither can we and, thankfully, neither can our friends over The Cup of Joe Blog.

With the revelation that Senator Larry Craig loves cock, they've generated a list of ten sample questions for Tim Russert from NBC's Meet the Press to ask Craig.

We've reprinted them after the jump. Number four is our particular favorite. (As if you care...)

1) Senator, welcome to Meet the Press. What's your favorite Madonna album?

2) During the 1970s, did you ever sport a Malcolm P.I. moustache?

3) Should we pursue a constitutional amendment guaranteeing Americans the right to moisturize?

4) Is there such a thing as "dressing too sexy"? If there is, have you ever been guilty?4) Is there such a thing as "dressing too sexy"? If there is, have you ever been guilty?

5) There, right there. In your back pocket. What color is that hanky there?

6) What's your gay.com screenname?

7) If you had to choose between two different drag queen nicknames -- Miss Allegra or Miss Claritin -- which would it be, and why?

8) Why are you making love to me with your eyes?

9) The two-button or the three-button suit: What Would Jesus Do?

10) You advocated the Federal Marriage Amendment that would have changed the constitution to prevent gays from marrying. You voted to confirm anti-gay judges. You have a voting record of "F" for gay-related issues according to one website. Senator, if you were to run into a gay person later this afternoon, say in the men's stall at a public restroom, how would you explain your votes to him?

SOURCE: http://www.queerty.com/queer/humor/some-craigrelated-inquiries-20061018.php

[seemslikeadream]

1. Are you or have you ever been

blackmailed?

[Philosoraptor]

2. ooh- I like that one

[Ellis Wyatt]

3. I remember

Watching an HBO (I think it was HBO) documentary on the issue of gay marriage and especially gay republicans focusing around the Defense of Marriage Amendment (or whatever the hell that rubbish proposal was called). One of the people involved was an openly gay republican who ran the Palm Beach Republican Party.

He fervently supported the president's opinion, not with any real logic, but just because "I stand by my party and by my president" which struck me as similar to evangelicals. Just steadfast adherrance to whatever the Bible (or the party) says no matter what it means. And at the same time, also convincing yourself that it's right.

Even if you are a die-hard republican who agrees with them in every area that has nothing to do with being gay (fiscal freedom, smaller government, etc) how on earth could you possibly support a party that views you personally like blacks and women were viewed in the 1800s - as subhuman; not deserving of basic inalienable rights that the "normal" people get.

It just baffles the mind.

[BigBearJohn]

4. It sure does.