* 'jokes' with reporters while playing with a power tool - pics

[Kadie]

several different captions...


President Bush jokes with reporters before participating in a tire changing activity with campers during a visit to Victory Junction Gang Camp, a center for children with chronic medical conditions or serious illnesses, in Randleman, N.C., Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)


U.S. President George W. Bush plays with a powered tool as he prepares to change tyres on a mockup NASCAR during his visit to Victory Junction gang Camp in Randleman, North Carolina,October 18, 2006. Bush warned North Korea on Wednesday it would be 'held to account' if it sold nuclear weapons to Iran or al Qaeda. REUTERS/Jason Reed


U.S. President George W. Bush plays with a powered wheelnut tool alongside children Will Kwapil (L) and Paul Rader before changing tyres on a mockup NASCAR during his visit to Victory Junction gang Camp in Randleman, North Carolina, October 18, 2006. Bush visited the center, set up for children with chronic medical conditions, by NASCAR racer Kyle Petty and his wife Pattie. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)


tyres?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That cretin should NEVER be allowed to handle power tools.

Although he is very much a tool himself.

[MrCoffee]

2. The 2 Kids: "Look at that tool." "Which one?"

[babylonsister]

3. It looks like he wet his pants! nt

[hedgehog]

4. I can understand why my pants drag like that.

At 5'1 3/4" I'm a little short even for petite inseams; and I never get around to re-hemming. But why do Bush's cuffs always drag? Are his pants meant to be worn with boots only or does he lie about his inseam or what?

[spacelady]

31. They are weighted down with excessive moisture.

[spacelady]

36. Again?

[jean]

5. Look at the kids' body language - lean awaaay from the idjit!

[C_U_L8R]

6. The blond kid looks like he might use it

must be a future DUer

[BeyondThePale]

25. In fact, his father is a DUer...

and his son understands well the situation

[Rick Myers]

7. Unkle Dick says it's the Army's new Phaser Pistol...

Makin' progress... Stay the course...

[Monkeyman]

8. Watch out kids he is armed

[Fridays Child]

9. You know what?

The look on his face says he seriously wants you to think that he's one bad hombre with that tool in his hand. There is some major fake macho dude stuff going on there. In fact, my gaydar is pinging.

You know how African Americans call Bill Clinton the first black president? Maybe B*sh is the first gay president. Too bad he's closeted. An out and proud gay president would do this country a world of good.

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. !

FABULOUS! :evilgrin:

[tanyev]

10. "tire-changing activity"?

Is that like a weapons of mass destruction-related program activity?

[Rick Myers]

11. "Everybody run, the cheerleader's got a gun!"

Apologies to Julie Brown

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "I think I'll try out Oday and Qsay's power toys now that it's all legal!"

Yeeeeee Hawwwwww!

[Cronus Protagonist]

13. Do I look like a lesbian?

Someone had to say it :)

[liberalmuse]

14. LOL, if it were a hair dryer, the pic would be just right.

Bush cannot look manly even when holding a power tool.

[karlrschneider]

15. If he's gonna tighten the lug nuts with that 18 volt kiddie toy

I sure as fuck wouldn't drive the car...
:eyes:

[Rick Myers]

21. I thought the SAME thing!!! 14 volt!!!

Hell of a good job, Georgie!!!

on edit: Give him the kiddie tools!!!

[karlrschneider]

23. It might even be a Chinese TWELVE volt job!

Anyway, you don't change tires/wheels with a cordless drill unless you're a idiot.
Oh, wait...

[MisterP]

16. isn't the head of Frankenstein's monster held on with bolts?

is Bush or Cheney the monster?

[Bonobo]

17. Looks like T.J. Hooker after a tough night...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. "Like it kids? It's mah Star Wars hairdryer!"

:silly:

[symbolman]

19. "THIS will get the information

we want out of these little bastards... Hold his head.. TALK! TALK you little shit! WHAT NFL GAME will be nukulared!"

WWWWWAAZZEEEEEEEEEE goes the drill.. :)

Actually makes me think of the Marathon Man movie, "Is it SAFE?"

I say let this guy have ALL the power tools he wants, BIG ONES, let him run the BIG SAW at the sawmill, fill the car up with JET FUEL, yeah, great job.. got a little on your pants there sir.. Ooops! Blue ball of Flame, what a shame....

[demobabe]

20. Someone finally gave him the right tool

He's good at screwing things.

[yellowdogmi]

28. A tool with a tool.

And here are the ads that ended up at the bottom of the page.


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Bosch Power Tools
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Ads by Google Advertise on this site

[Lefty48197]

24. This izh a sckrew gun. I kin sckrew the 'merican people even fashter now.

.

[upi402]

26. LOL

:rofl:
Awww c'mon, he's still upright...

[spacelady]

34. Yay! A terrific Foster Brooks imitation... Oh, that's the Pretzeldent, :(

[NightOwwl]

27. Gawd, he loooks awful.

His eyes look lifeless. Wonder what kind of medication he is on today.

[Rex]

29. What a pathetic little man.

And jokes with the media, like some drunk dictator with a toy. Fuck him, poor kids.

[BeyondThePale]

37. The kids actually are real heroes who have been thru medical hell

and Victory Junction Gang Camp is an amazing place for these kids. Check it out for yourself and you can see real heroes

http://www.victoryjunction.org/

[Rockstone]

30. Look OUT!

He's going to tighten your nuts with that thing!

[Warren DeMontague]

32. "The Geneva Convention is gone, kids."

"Now, wanna see what I used to do to frogs and Deke Pledges with this fucker?"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. He IS a "power tool."

[BootinUp]

35. I think he could do that job.

Dubya! You have found your niche, now its Miller time.

[shanti]

38. what.a.dork.

:eyes:

[spacelady]

39. Looks like he already drilled himself under the right eye. n/t