CLASSIC Santorum parody on Stephanie Miller just now--

[The Witch]

She had Little Ricky as explaining his Lord of the Rings analogy from his mother's basement.

"See, as the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is focused on Iraq, meanwhile, Aragorn and Eowyn are searching for Legolas and at Eisengard..."
"Ricky! Time for dinner!"
"But Mo---mmm! I'm explaining the war to my con-STIT-uents!!!"

:spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Someone should explain to Little Ricky that for that analogy to hold water, we'd have to be doing something somewhere ELSE that we're distracting them from... :shrug:

[OwnedByFerrets]

1. Colbert had a much better

segment on his show last nite. But it was easier because he could use sight gags as well as words.