Santorum Securing Lord Of The Rings Vote

[JABBS]

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Santorum, always the crafty one, hasn't given up. His latest tactic: trying to secure the Lord of the Rings vote.

"You have to really question the judgment of a U.S. Senator who compares the war in Iraq to a fantasy book," Casey spokesman Larry Smar said to the Herald Standard of Uniontown, Pa.

[Nikki Stone 1]

1. Saw this yesterday, but you get the prize for best title.

:rofl:

[JABBS]

8. it's just the latest bit of fantasy ...

for Santorum during this campaign. He's made several fantastic claims about Casey along the way. Now he's crossed over to the dark side ...

[xchrom]

2. i've been questioning the judgment of santorum

since the beginning.

he's Nutty McNuts.

[whistle]

3. I am convinced more than ever that Rick Santorum was molested

...by priests when he was an alter-boy.

[warrens]

4. Colbert went nuts with this last night

Had all the little action figures and everything. And his interview with (Kao?), the former White House religious guy, was priceless. And very revealing about the Bushies and their phoney religiosity.

[DaveJ]

5. I see what you mean...

"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said before the Bucks County Courier Times editorial board late last week, describing the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle-earth. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S.," he continued. "You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."

:puke:

I am not a trained military stategist, but I would think that there are a lot of better ways to fight terrorists than to send American soldiers to Iraq to be used as decoys.

[genie_weenie]

6. I'm waiting for him to use the Chewbacca Defense. n/t

[Dudley_DUright]

12. Ah yes, the famous Chewbacca defense

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense :-)

[Norquist Nemesis]

7. He's losing his base from the Fantasy Constintuency. n/t

[TlalocW]

9. So, our troops = hobbits?

Not to diss Frodo and Samwise, but isn't that a little insulting to our troops?

TlalocW

[genie_weenie]

17. Not at all. while the Hobbits can't slay a thousand

Orcs singlehandely ala Legolas or Aragorn, they do defeat the greatest evil ever. The Dark Lord Bus... I mean Saurobush...

[JABBS]

19. if casey and santorum debate again ...

this would be great fodder.

Santorum makes this Lord of the Rings analogy, and then Casey responds:

"I've watched Frodo. I've read about Frodo. You sir, are no Frodo."

[TlalocW]

22. One of them - and I don't care who

Needs to make a commercial where they take the clip of Legolas saying, "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" which was set to an Irish drinking tune.

TlalocW

[Chipper Chat]

10. Subject: Dear Rick; quit slandering a good movie.

.
Dear Rick: How do you like my "Congressional Star Wars Cast?"

Luke Skywalker - Barack O'Bama
Hans Solo - Russ Feingold
Princess Leia - Nancy Pelosi
Yoda - Harry Reid
Jabba the Hut - Dennis Hastert
Darth Vader - Dick Cheney
Chewbacca - Ted Kennedy
Obi Won Kenobe - Robert Byrd
R2D2 - Joe Biden
C3PO - John Kerry
Jar Jar Binks - Rick Santorum
Lando Calrissian - John Conyers
Anakin Skywalker - Joe Lieberman
Death Star Henchmen - Bill Frist, Roy Blunt, John Boehner

[JABBS]

11. well done

:)

[geek tragedy]

13. I heard there was a book too. eom

[mondo joe]

14. I think he already had the Ork vote.

And ain't no way he's getting the Elves to vote for his lame ass.

[JABBS]

18. LOL

[Dogmudgeon]

15. It's a long way from "man-on-dog"

It’s a long way from “man-on-dog” to “hobbit-on-dragon”.

Maybe soon it will be “man-on-Wookiee” or even “Holly-upon-Poppy” --?

Or, more likely, “Ricky-on-Unemployment”.

--p! (fool-on-hill)

[swimboy]

16. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States.

that's some weird-ass shit, people.

Why, it's almost frothy!

[PA Democrat]

20. It figures. He probably thought he could get TWO votes out of

Smeagle/ Gollum.

[JABBS]

21. i don't know what that means ...

but it sounds funny ...

[PA Democrat]

23. The character had a split personality in the movie.

The two sides of his personality were always arguing with each other. Ricky probably figures he could get both of Smeagle's personalities to vote for him.

[JABBS]

25. ah

with the deficit he's facing, he'll need dual personalities to count twice.

[obreaslan]

24. He's got the Orc vote locked up, that's for sure now...

Ricky's supporters seen here...

[bluedogyellowdog]

26. Coming next from Santorum

He will give a speech right before election day.

"Obi Wan Kenobi. Please help me. You're my only hope."

[Leopolds Ghost]

27. Foolish Santorum. Doesn't he know the Eye of Bush is in Riyadh?

Sauron, Saruman, Santorum... see a pattern here?

[Raksha]

28. Santorum is an orc. n/t

[radfringe]

29. GOLLUM endorses Santorum

"he'sssss my precioussssssss"