Shit. I just found out our party is going to ruin America for all!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

If we get elected, we're going to surrender to Osama, kill babies, tax the middle class the rest of the way out of existence, and make Christianity against the law.

Fuck. I thought we were the good guys, but if the President made these inferences, it must be true!

Does Howard Dean really side with Osama?

Damn!

I got to meet him when he was running and he seemed like such a nice guy.




Well, after looking at the bad that King George has warned me about and comparing it with the advent of a worldwide "nukular" war, the end of America as a Democracy, the promise of living in slavery to a handful of corporations and a Hollywood controlled by John Ashcroftites...

Pass me a plate of baby, please.

[ncteechur]

1. Hee, Hee!

[bluerum]

2. Your forgot more tax cuts for the rich and reduce minimumn wage. nt

[Bluzmann57]

3. And not only that...

It's all Clinton's fault!

[acmejack]

4. Oh, I thought you, TYJ, were throwing such a bad assed party, that

it was going to destroy morality, the world, etc, etc. What an affair that promised to be! Anyone who was anyone was sure to be there! I hadn't received my invitation yet and I was quite concerned! I was knew that it was likely just a postal issue, but I was worried about what to wear to such an affair...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. Jesus.... Mebbe that's the problem with the Dem rep!

Shit...

It was me. I fucked up the world!

Got any tabasco?

[BeHereNow]

5. Do you prefer white or dark meat?

Unbelievable, is it not?
The demonization of the "other."
Now, what time do we meet for the pagan ritual dance again?
BHN

[MADem]

7. We hate VICTORY, you see...we don't want Murkah to hev it! NT

[Ilsa]

8. Did you see the beginning of Scarborough tonight?

He was showing RNC ads and saying the GOP has nothing to run on but fear itself. He said the RNC ads are "Vote for us or DIE!" Funny how this is coming from Scarborough.

[Crunchy Frog]

9. I'm going to roast my baby over a pit of burning Bibles.

Haven't you heard that Democrats are going to be given free supplies of both comestible babies and Bibles-for-fuel, after they get confiscated from all the God fearin' folk. It's going to be part of the new food and energy program.:evilgrin:

[Imagevision]

10. Obama, the best that's come along since JFK and Clinton!!

[DawgHouse]

11. That's not the worst of it.

What's to prevent people from marrying their DOGS? The very sanctity of marriage is threatened! :sarcasm: