I had an amusing thought

[libodem]

What if Scottie McClellan got that syndrome that Jim Carey had in Liar, Liar and he couldn't lie for a day. What if it was contagious? What if the people in the Bush administration couldn't lie and they had to tell the truth all day. What if it happened during the SOTU address? What would people really be saying about Alito? Can you see Condi, not lying and covering up, but telling it like it is! That would be funny stuff, I don't care who ya are. :)

[babylonsister]

1. All I can imagine is...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If anyone knows anything about how to conjure up some sort of magic fix, please let this happen!

[Generic Other]

6. Marie Laveau invokes a truth curse on Bush (Sept 2005)

Oh his name it is George, and may he rot in hell
I invoke this curse that the Truth he must tell
May he spin round in circles if lies he would speak
From that lying gasbag let the Truth always leak

If he lies like a dog, let him grunt like a pig
With each lie he tells let a voodoo pin dig
May banshees all haunt him in the dead of the night
May all of his falsehoods be brought to the light

He who murders the cold Truth his friends for to please
Let the ghost of Truth rise and bring him to his knees
May the Truth pierce his ears may it bring him to tears
May he face angry crowds armed with sharp tongues and jeers

Bad luck to the robber be he drunk or sober
Who stole into office like a thief and took over
May he lose all his cash in a stock market crash
May he pass out from pretzels, get cysts on his ass

May the death tax now double, may his lies bring him trouble
With a rusty old needle let the Truth prick his bubble
May there be a reversal, make health care universal
Let the rich pay the bills or they too shall feel cursed all

May he learn to tread water, live life like a squatter
Before it's too late, may his tyranny totter
For the Truth will be spoke like a levee that's broke
It will spill from his tongue and in the flood he will choke

[nofurylike]

8. yes! i was JUST looking for that invoking chant, Generic Other! thank you

for posting it again.
perfect!

chant-singing it now!!


peace and solidarity!

[babylonsister]

9. I am notating this for future reference! It's priceless! nt

[libodem]

10. Great chant

I love it, we should all put our intentions behind it. After all it's for truth and light.

[niyad]

7. there is a "dispell illusions" ritual that many of us have been doing ever

since 12/12/00. never dreamed it would take, and continue taking, so damn long. although it is interesting how much is coming out.

[DrDebug]

2. Rumsfeld sometimes suffers from that illness

"We know where they (weapons of mass destruction) are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."

"or the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania and attacked the Pentagon"

"I can't think of anything funnier than a handful of congressmen walking around (in Iraq). They'd have to be there for the next 50 years trying to find something. It's a joke."

etc.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/donald-rumsfeld/

[FreedomAngel82]

5. I remember that

Very revealing. That's why they don't let him do many press conferences and just give him a few talking points.

[cynatnite]

3. Condi asks bush..."So how was I?"

bush..."I've had better"

:rofl: I love it! :rofl:

Now, that'd be poetic.

[libodem]

11. that's great

:rofl:

[FreedomAngel82]

12. But do you remember one time

when Condi accidently almost called Bush her husband? LOL! I wish I had heard that for myself.

[FreedomAngel82]

4. I wish!